If I Buy A Bts Ticket For 2026 It Better Come With A NDA And A Night With Tae Or Jk Or Somehow Jackson

MUSE . . . yaku morisuke + f! reader

⤷ spinoff to bitter

art by marina grechanik, find it (and more) here

                                  ✦     ART IS RESISTANCE     ✦

warnings : 17+ to read, addiction, drugs + alcohol, language, blood + violence, illegal activities, broken/dysfunctional families, mental health struggles, mentions of trauma, inaccurate knowledge of the japanese educational system (reader is a teacher…again), toxic relationships, yaku is a horrible person at first, reader isn't great either, yes I'm reposting this bc the suga idea no longer spoke to me, for you @shortcakebaby <3

vandalistic tendencies : playlist → tba, moodboard → tba

pick your poison : taglist open. send an ask or reply to this post

PROLOGUE

CHAPTER ONE

gen taglist (if you want to be taken off this one, lmk <3)

@phoenix-eclipses @wyrcan @yogurtkags @bakery-anon @crypt-0rchid

@hyunteru @kameyyy @nekozaki @angelichwv @a-girl-cant-decide-on-a-name

@localgaytrainwreck @bokutoko @loveyislost @shortcakebaby @wakashudou

@jadebat7 @pomeloblush @softpia @thesmithslvr17 @arwawawa2

@massacremars @hibiscy @arminswife12 @lolyouresilly @2dmenfr

@sunnyskiezzzz @nobodybutnnoorr @lsunncy @maeism @lover-no-lover61

I HAVE A FEELING YOUVE GOT RVERYTHING U WANTED SND URE NOT WASTING TIME STUCK HERE LIKE MEEE UR JS THINKJNG ITS A SMALL THJNG THAT HAPPENED THE WORLD ENDED WHEN IT HAPPENED TO MEEEE

@sirhamburrger

ty for the tag nensi this was funny

ntp tags: @kawoala @kissunday @inloveinsickness @megumismyhusband

picrew chain

make this picrew and put your name in the incorrect quote generator!

tags: @wintry-whimsy @renalyxx @renalyxx @rainandsugarcane2000 @devotedlyuniquewizard @cabbagewhites @eggedagain @fall1ngawayfromm3 @jasperr6969 @the-sonni-guy and open tags !

i am a painter.

me n oliver :0

…plushies [link to the ‘picrew’] (feel free to rb w ur own !!)

ate this up like a last meal

street racer au! with shoyo, set in rio, somewhere near the beach. crowds of people, laughter and exhaust fumes filling the air, portuguese music playing the background from someone’s car. shoyo steps out of his own car, sleek, fancy, probably a bright color, and his eyes immediately land on you. there’s a wide grin on his face, cocky and unshakable. people surround him, clapping him on the back, congratulating him; girls rush to him, fawning and asking for his number—for just one chance. but he’s staring at you. he makes a beeline for you, sweeping you up in his arms and spinning you around. the world fades away, music the only thing you can hear and yadda yadda yadda

later that night, when the lights of the sleepless city have dimmed, all the celebrations have finished, and beer cans have been emptied, street racer!shoyo sits with you in his car. the cool breeze bites his nose and he can hear the subtle crashing of waves in the background. he’s always filled with adrenaline after races, especially one’s he wins, but there’s something about the quiet still of sitting with you— the one he loves— that makes him feel a special type of thrill. basking in the moment, he closes his eyes and tilts his head toward the sky.

you giggle, leaning in to whisper in his ear. your breath tickles his skin and sends goosebumps down his spine.

“why’re you looking up there? im right here.”

he opens his eyes and beams down at you, smile widening, “im thanking the universe for today.”

you plant a kiss to his cheek, grinning as largely as him when you pull away. “yeah, seeing you win was pretty cool.”

he laughs, pulling you in once again. the heat from your body against his is electrifying. his lips move against yours fervently, and he pulls away, panting. catching his breath, he presses his forehead to yours.

it’s not enough, he thinks. however close he can be to you, it’s never enough.

“winning was cool,” he admits, and he can feel the excitement from earlier today rise in his stomach. “but…”

“but?” you echo, your chest rising and falling in tandem with his.

his heart pounds with the same ferocity of the ocean crashing in the distance. it beats louder than the quiet hum of his car.

“but…” he continues, eyes locking with yours, “i wasn’t thanking the universe for the win.”

you tilt your head, pulling away from him. he tries not to react to the loss of feeling.

you laugh softly. “what’s more deserving of thanks than winning a race?”

he pauses, but then, he speaks— uncharacteristically soft, but entirely sure.

“winning you.”

CAT FACTS ᯓᡣ𐭩.ᐟ; ft rin itoshi

in an attempt to get back at your evil ex boyfriend, you settle on sending ominous, but harmless cat facts to his number. maybe you should've double checked the digits you typed in though... whoopies!

cw, rin itoshi x gn!reader , college/uni au , fluff/silly , kira is ex bf

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ANNOUNCEMENT

this rest of this month i’ll be talking abt these selfships:

Kuroo shoyo daichi iwaizumi and bakugou

selfships i want to start and confirm:

bokuto and meian also aizawa (pla help me.)

my lovely husband nagi didn’t deserve that i hope yall know.