He’s Too Fine For This World😞

confession. i make extra blogs with usernames that i think r cool just incase i ever want to change my user 😇😇

IM GONNA SOB

the way you guys are in my asks abt moodboards keep that same energy when i ask for selfship questions smh 😒

by the mercy of the universe and the prophecy that the galaxy wrote long ago, choso kamo finds you ( @cherrysurf ) in the universe of hercules. dynamic: hercules and megara.

despite you being your own person, the deep rooted longing to be seen is taken by its nape and doted on ever too gently by choso. deeply loyal and protective, his first instinct upon even seeing you was to love you. now, I would not really compare your personality to megara, but the banter and tease as well as the fact that he knows you are capable and yet still wants to provide fits. he peels your oranges for you.

choso may be a bit struck to find that you are nearly as loyal as he. he figured that because of being wired to group with his family — family being anyone he truly loves, by his definition — he would always care a little bit more. safe to say he appreciates you.

in the moments where you are loud or erratic he just sits there with soft eyes because he does not entirely understand what you are doing but he thinks it is beautiful nonetheless. just nods his head and goes along. despite hundreds of years of wisdom, your randomness can catch him off guard.

when you get anxious, he gets anxious. there are times when he literally has to take your hands in his and stop you from picking at your hands because it affects him just as much as luckily, it aids the both of you.

choso yearns to please and loves to provide. he is shown consistently putting himself in the way of harm to protect and aid his family. similar to yuji, if he notices the slightest hint of discomfort, he is forcing you to let him handle it. you best not let his emotional nature distract you from his strength and determination — he is not a man child as many assume.

though he does not bicker much, there are moments where he gets sassy and you’re left just ?????? because oh my gosh, you are rubbing off on him big time. he is not even aware of this until you point it out, though, to which he would hum and respond with something like that’s what love does. it makes you become one. before moving about his merry day.

Thinking of you, an impudent young princess with a slight rebellious streak, who has scared off every guard your father has assigned to you. To combat this, the King decides to appoint Hinata Shoyo, a new knight with an indomitable spirit, to your staff. Clumsy and intent on making a name for himself, he may just be the answer to subduing your quiet revolt. | mlist

Your silken gown drapes against the cushioned sofa as you read your novel in a decidedly unladylike position. From the corner of your eye, you catch the scandalized look of your lady-in-waiting at how your legs sprawl; however, you find great pleasure in it.

Twisted as it may be to feel joy at the sight of another’s discomfort, princess etiquette is far too rigid for your liking, and your lady-in-waiting is a conservative prude.

Beams of sunlight tickle your face, and you bask in the feeling. Your mother is horrified by the idea of a princess’ skin burning, meaning wide-brimmed hats are a permanent fixture of your summer wardrobe. It’s a rare treat to feel warmth on your skin.

Moments such as this are sacred. You hold them close to your chest

So, who is this orange-haired oaf with the gall to cast a shadow over your precious sun?

“You are blocking the light.” You spit at the human obstruction. Sighing in annoyance, you slam your book shut and glare at him.

His face is unfamiliar to you. Unruly orange hair sticks up in various directions, a complement to his boyish features and short, stocky stature.

“Ah! I apologize!” The stranger exclaims. Metal from his armored suit clanks loudly as he scrambles to reposition himself away from the window. You cringe at the unwelcome noise. Eyes narrowing further, your gaze travels from his reddened face down to the family crest that rests on his breastplate.

He must be a Royal Knight. A rather jumpy one, but a Knight, regardless.

Your blushed lips turn up in subtle amusement, betraying your otherwise cold disposition.

“Do you often make it a habit to disturb Princesses?”

“No!” He stammers in a manner unbefitting for a brave soldier of the Kingdom. His posture stiffens suddenly, and he clears his throat, as if he’s suddenly remembered how knights are meant to act. He bends his body down in a poor attempt at a bow.

“I am Shoyo Hinata. The King has appointed me to serve as your knight.”

You snort. The foals in your stable have more grace than he.

How did he manage to become knighted? You wonder. Or, better yet, what is your father playing at, assigning this inept boy, who cannot be much older than yourself, to your staff?

Intrigued, you sit up in your chair. The bottom of your dress pools at your waist as your hands prop your face up.

“So you are the one who is sworn protect me?”

Shoyo looks up at you, body still contorted into an uncomfortable bow. “Um…yes?”

Your brow raises. “Is that an inquiry or an answer?”

“Yes!” He shouts. There’s a determination in his expression that surprises you. “I will do everything in my power to serve you!”

Your interest deflates at his eagerness. Knights are nothing but a chain on your independence. They’re sworn to protect; however, the only thing they do is hold you down. Humming, you pick your novel up once again, flipping the pages to find your spot.

“Well, Shoyo Hinata,” you speak, not bothering to look up, “ You cannot blame me for doubting your fitness to serve. The sight of you in armor is reminiscent of a child playing dress-up.”

“I am aware of my smaller stature,” he agrees, and you resist the urge to peek at his face, which must be discouraged.

Your record for scaring off a Knight is one week. Are you about to set a personal best?

Your fingers turn a page, pleased. “My father will not blame you for your resignation. I am sure that—“

The snide remark dies in your throat as you feel a sudden force tugging your book down. Your eyes widen at the closeness of Shoyo’s face. He leans in, and you feel yourself submitting to the overwhelming presence he takes up.

“I may be unassuming, but I will prove that I am worthy of serving you!” He says in earnest. His hand grips your book firmly, subjecting it to his flurry of passion. He is so near that you can see the rise and fall of his chest. “Wait, and you will see.”

You remain still.

Shoyo’s face pales, withdrawing his hand from your book. Stepping away, he raises his arms in submission. “My…my sincerest apologies. I did not mean to—“

“Very well.”

He looks at you incredulously. “Huh?”

“Very well.” You echo, “Let us see how you do.”

His expression morphs from panicked to excitable. A wide grin spreads across his face and his chest puffs slightly. Kneeling abruptly, his energy is palpable as he places a hand over his heart. Looking at you through the locks of hair that cascade across his face, a beam of light from the setting sun shines down on him, almost like a spotlight.

“You will not regret your decision.”

You chuckle. “That remains to be seen.”

—a/n: this is for @shouyuus and the three other shoyo stans who will read this:3 i have been obsessed with knight!shoyo since 2020 and i am so thrilled others are seeing the light…

—p.s. read rain’s take on knight!shoyo here

ew.

Devon Aoki in 2000⋆ ˚｡⋆♡˚ₓₒ

ty for the tag nensi this was funny

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"mumma?"

there's a tug to your pant leg that turns you away from your skincare to acknowledge, smiling down at the little girl with eye's like kenma's blinking up at you longingly. maesi blinks up at you before pointing at the lip balm in your hand. "lisstick?"

you smile softly, "close! lip balm, baby.” you twist the lip balm down slightly before putting it on the counter, bending to hook your hands under maesi’s arms and haul her up and onto the counter. her curious hands wander to the lip balm, and she picks it up with excited eyes. “i dood it?”

you smile, “sure why not. it’s clear.” you help maesi turn to face the mirror, “now go like this, baby-“ you purse your lips out and use your finger to demonstrate how to apply the lip balm, which she copies. you see the subtle sheen of where she missed her lips glistening on her skin under the lights of the bathroom. she squeals in satisfaction before putting down the lip balm and raising her arms to be picked up. “wanna come up?”

“wanna get down!” she says, and you obey her wish before watching her giggle and make a break for the bathroom door.

“and where are you going?” you smile.

maesi turns to you and giggles, “gonna get daddy!”

“you wanna get daddy?” you laugh, making the connection between the lipstick question from earlier and the application of lip balm now; she wants to prank him, thinking she’ll leave color on him.

you smile and make your way down the hall, watching her toddle in her jammies to his streaming room. she pushes the door open, and you hear kenma’s voice go from loud and clear, to much more soft when addressing your child.

“hey spawn,” kenma coos, pausing his game. “how are you? where’s mumma? wanna say hi to chat?” she nods eagerly, and kenma pulls her up and onto his lap. “wave hi, baby.”

maesi doesn’t wave, instead, she puckers her lips out childishly for a kiss, and kenma chuckles as he leans down to kiss her, tasting the familiar taste of your lip balm. immediately, his three year old crumbles into laughter, squirming out of his grip and running away, yelling a soft “got you!” and kenma hears you in the hallway, gasping and squealing in pretend panic, hearing your shared laughter fade away as you make your way down the hall.

he cocks a brow before returning to his stream, “i don’t know what just happened.” he looks into his monitor and smacks his lips together before shrugging and turning back to his game. “but im not complaining.”

bokeandbookies LMAOOOO

keishatwolips SHE GOT YOU (literally have no idea what just happened)

rayisthename LMAOOOO

notemmyrosee I think she got you kodzuken

grannyshouseparty IF SPAWN SAYS SHE GOT YOU, SHE GOT YOU

thank you kuroosasscheek for the 1500 bits GET PRANKED

“kuroo, you’re just mad i got a kiss and you didn’t.”

kuroosasscheek you’re right </3

how does shoyo react to u wearing his clothes

first time: his brain breaks LOL. It was after he had come back from playing beach volleyball i was setting up dinner in his one of his many t-shirts that are ridiculous colors since i was doing my laundry and had nothing else to wear. He froze in his tracks after seeing me i was lwk confused and then he stuttered out about me wearing his shirt LMAO

now: he will purposely HIDE my house shirts/clothing so i can wear his he likes sharing his clothes with me it’s funny and vv cute