Y’all I Didn’t Eat For 2 Days (I Don’t Have An Ed, I Promise, I Just Can’t Afford Food Sometimes)

I wish that I could have a dick- not forever tho I don’t wanna be a boy but like- maybe every Monday and Wednesday-? Like there’s so many things that people with dicks can do that I can’t and like that’s unfair- like you can do things like fuck a cake or dip your balls in soy sauce or literally swing it around like a helicopter but if I fuck a cake I’d get a yeast infection and if I sat in soy sauce that’d burn like hell and the only thing I can swing around is my tits but they kinda bounce more than swing and I’m realizing that this has gone on way too fuckin long but like sometimes you just wanna stick your cock in one of those water tube thingys but then you look down and no cock and that’s sad like why can’t I just have a dick sometimes so I could have fun life is unfair

the things i would let mammon do to me 😍😍😍

(beat me to death)

:(

Evermore is better than Folklore. Cry about it. I will die on this hill

Okay so never posting a full thing again, got it-

Pussy Inn vacant. This makes the innkeeper sad

TW// daddy kink, light dd/lg, plushophillia

Solomon has a daddy kink cuz I have issues and I said so.

Cuz like imagine Solomon casting a binding spell and forcing you to hump one of your stuffies. You’ll only be allowed to stop if you can work out of the pleasure and undo the spell on your own. You’re just so caught up in the pressure between your hips and the feeling of the soft fur between your legs, you can’t think enough to remember the cancellation spell. It’s so much that you end up crying, chained to the pleasure and begging daddy to undo it but he won’t. Solomon loves to torture you. And it’s all in the name of your sorcerer training, of course. “Come on, sweetheart, break the spell for daddy so he can play with you. I know you know it, get that slutty little brain out of the gutter and break it.”

Brrrrrrrrrrrr