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1 year ago

I started crying about here and then continued for the rest of the movie

“It Is Literally Impossible To Be A Woman. You’re So Beautiful And So Smart. And It Kills Me You
“It Is Literally Impossible To Be A Woman. You’re So Beautiful And So Smart. And It Kills Me You
“It Is Literally Impossible To Be A Woman. You’re So Beautiful And So Smart. And It Kills Me You
“It Is Literally Impossible To Be A Woman. You’re So Beautiful And So Smart. And It Kills Me You
“It Is Literally Impossible To Be A Woman. You’re So Beautiful And So Smart. And It Kills Me You
“It Is Literally Impossible To Be A Woman. You’re So Beautiful And So Smart. And It Kills Me You
“It Is Literally Impossible To Be A Woman. You’re So Beautiful And So Smart. And It Kills Me You
“It Is Literally Impossible To Be A Woman. You’re So Beautiful And So Smart. And It Kills Me You

“It is literally impossible to be a woman. You’re so beautiful and so smart. And it kills me you don’t think you’re good enough. Like we have to always be extraordinary. But somehow we’re always doing it wrong. You have to be thin, but not too thin, and you can never say you want to be thin. You have to say you want to be healthy, but also you have to be thin! You have to have money, but you can’t ask for money, because that’s crass. You have to be a boss, but you can’t be mean. You have to lead, but you can’t squash other people’s ideas. You’re supposed to love being a mother, but don’t talk about you kids all the damn time. You have to be a career woman but also always be looking out for other people. You have to answer for men’s bad behavior which is insane but if you point that out you’re accused of complaining. You’re supposed to stay pretty for men but not so pretty that you tempt them too much or that you threaten other women because you’re supposed to be a part of the sisterhood but always stand out and always be grateful. But never forget that the system is rigged so find a way to acknowledge that but also always be grateful. You have to never get old. Never be rude. And never show off. Never be selfish, never fall down, never fail, never show fear, never get out of line. It’s too hard! It’s too contradictory! And nobody gives you a medal or says thank you! And it turns out in fact that not only are you doing everything wrong but also everything is your fault! I’m just so tired of watching myself and every single other woman tie ourselves into knots so that people will like us.” -Gloria (America Ferrera, BARBIE)

1 year ago

what is joe biden's plan to deal with british kristen

1 year ago

The way that Aabria has perfectly crafted the progression of this story is so good. The slow reveals and character development. The set pieces and projections on the dome. It’s all so fucking good and I can’t wait for the last episode


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1 year ago

Refuse to believe that Sandra Lynn dated Bobby Dawn. Has to be that she dated his wife, Pam. On the other hand, she is not known for her good choices.

I support women’s rights and wrongs.


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1 year ago

Interesting that Ruben didn’t do anything besides give out bardics. Almost like killing rats doesn’t teach you anything and he’s useless in real combat. Excited to see what the other ratgrinders fight like


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1 year ago

What is the actual original episode that Ice Feast is brought up in? All I can find is references to it


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2 months ago

I will not be overwhelmed with grief for those who we choose not to save. Nor will I become numb to their suffering.

I can’t fix everything but I will do what I can. I’ll do something. I swear it.


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1 year ago

Really love that none of my high school friends watch Dropout cause I can steal jokes and they all think I’m hilarious. My college friends would know immediately


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2 years ago

Reblog to have something lgbt happen to you this summer

1 year ago

Fig and the Cig Figs sophomore concept album

Blame it on the Time Quangle

1. Homemade Forever (crystal phone recording, no polish)

2. Your Car Isn't Half the Boat My Van Is (My Van is a Boat reprise)

3. Missing the Shrimp Jump (Beats Blowing Off a Goddess)

4. Fossils (or Sacred Order of Knights)

5. Brand New Face (Wanda Childa's version)

6. Mysterious Strudel Fracture

7. Yathmag Mount Go!

8. Nightmares (Summer Remix)

9. Chronomour (Ayda's Song)

10. I'm Cloaca (I SUCK!)

11. (hidden track) CRASH!!!!!!!!! (ft. The Ball)


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