A Dildo Lawnmower Came Out And It Wasn’t The Craziest Thing To Happen In That Episode. This Season

In an alternate universe where they go back to their canon timelines after the quangle, in the moment that Liam sends Preston to help Lapin, does he think about that weird day where an orange fairy told him Preston would die? As he watches the axe come down, does he wonder if there was another option? Does he wonder if Preston’s death is his fault?

i Love vaccines, autism, abortions, homosexuals, sex changes and crime

I knew I was nerdy.

I didn’t know I’m “play dnd for 5 hours and then get into a conversation about Brandon Sanderson where I, with complete sincerity, say the words, ‘my favorite punctuation mark is an em dash, closely followed by a semicolon’ and then my friends get mad about that opinion” nerdy

That moment when you qualify for Mensa but have a 9th grade reading level

I don’t understand what I just watched. I just know it was fucking awesome

That moment when Joel tries to get up and Ellie thinks he’s going to be able to because he’s her dad and all dads are invincible.

Until they aren’t.

Every child eventually learns their parents are people.

It happens for some more dramatically than others I suppose.

My friend once said that “you have to be both gay and mentally ill to understand Siken. You can’t just be one or the other. You have to be both.” But I think writing is universal. The whole point is to convey the experiences of others and ourselves in a way that people who haven’t had those experiences can understand. But yet, I haven’t met someone who isn’t gay and mentally ill who likes Siken. Maybe I just don’t meet many people who aren’t gay and mentally ill. Maybe we try to find reasons that it’s better to feel the way we do. Like maybe I’m depressed but I can understand Siken. It’s some kind of solace.

What is “understanding” poetry anyway?

Sometimes I think about how Aabria has a Tumblr account and can therefore see all of us going absolutely crazy over her. I hope she sees. She deserves all the good things

Y’all the ratgrinders are at least level 15. Brennan said that they killed 80,000 monsters. Rats and spiders are both 10xp each (couldn’t find the gremlin stats) which would bring them to level 15. Their barbarian had at least a plus 15 to athletics. Assuming she has a 20 strength score (technically you can’t raise above that with ability score improvements) and expertise, that would also be a level 15. Level 15 has plus 5 for proficiency for a total modifier of 15. If she didn’t roll a nat 20, it would have to be at least level 17 for a proficiency score of plus 6.

Can’t wait for the most chaotic cast members to be placed in a room together with the most unhinged Brennan there has ever been to make an extremely improvised season of D20. Definitely nothing weird is gonna happen