It Drives Me Crazy Whenever I See “judeochristian” Being Used To Refer To Something Which Is Not

I unfortunately wasn’t able to go to Bigger with Izzy and Brennan. But, luckily, my girlfriend did attend and gave me the most incomprehensible play by play of everything that happened. So like basically I saw it

The main problem with owning a Pizza John shirt is that now everyone knows when I’ve done the laundry because it will be the first thing I wear.

That and the fact that it’s 20 degrees outside and I will be wearing the t shirt anyway

Trying to be less chaotic: “that’s what you think” and pirouettes away.

Really goes to show that trying is very much not the same thing as doing

Canon queer Gorgug???

Not the bad kid I thought was gonna be out this season. Thought either Riz when the Baron stuff happened or Fabian with “why are always thinking about the Ball when I’m trying to kiss you?”

Emily axford and Zac Oyama are a girlfailure and just a guy duo in every universe

Psychological warfare on Brennan being enacted not by Sam Reich, but by his fellow players. It’s just so special to me

my wife has shingled her gingerbread house with peanut butter and cheezits

Me: crying at the beautiful story of a father and daughter that echoes my own feelings.

My dad, next to me: where are the zombies? Kill some zombies!