Me: I Hate Astrology Ew

Hufflepuff, Cancer, Chaotic Good, 7w6 and ENFP <3

Ffor @prettylittlestorm

💕💕💕Thanks so much 💕💕💕

Cancer Sun | Libra Moon | Sagittarius Rising

For @astro-moon-babies

Finally a post where cancer is actually me and not sad 24/7 LMAO ~Baby.Hermit

Squads

Most agreeable signs: Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Libra, Sagittarius, Pisces

Most Brave Signs: Aries, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

Most Calm Signs: Taurus, Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces

Most Delightful Signs (to adults/parents): Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Pisces

Most eager signs: Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius

Most Faithful Signs: Aries.5, Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius

Most gentle signs: Cancer, Virgo, Libra, Pisces

Most Positive Signs: Aries, Leo, Sagittarius

Most Negative Signs: Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces

the signs as stuff ppl in my creative writing class have said senior year edition

Aries: "I think you need to focus on the pickles."

Taurus: "Follow your passion for Woodrow Wilson."

Gemini: "I have sliding discs and I want to party."

Cancer: "I wouldn't do meth unless it was like raspberry-flavored."

Leo: "He is a... fleshy senior citizen."

Virgo: "There are worse things to be than homicidal."

Libra: "Oh! The government!"

Scorpio: "There's no level of business-casual vagina."

Sagittarius: "HE MADE A BREAD PENIS?!"

Capricorn: "Nah, I'm just being mean because it's Tuesday.

Aquarius: "God died right where the snake meets the platypus gorilla."

Pisces: "I think Ringo Starr is funny as a concept."

happy cancer season!!!! 💙🌊♋️💙🌊 spread some love & hug a cancer 💙♋️

Got commissioned to draw Rocky 😺 [twt + insta + kofi on bio]

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water signs (cancer, scorpio, and pisces) have direct access to the cosmic bank of collective fantasy. this is the dream dreamed since the very beginning. such imagination can be their elevator, their saviour, and their captor they have the sorcery that can bend or break the laws of physics altogether but they can also trap themselves in a waking nightmare, water is never still 

♡ gentle reminders ♡

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