The Emotion I Just Experienced Is Kind Of Indescribable

Cute cottagecore AU where the minors get shrunken down into tiny little people, and decide that, for their safety, they should probably head somewhere far away from here. 

So they pack their stuff up, bundle up a normal sized Michael, saddle a pig, and ride off into the sunset, where they eventually find a distant flower forest, bordered by a dark oak forest, and settle down.

They build a big, cozy cottage for Michael, and all have their own little areas inside, since they no longer take up much room. 

Tommy builds a small burrow under the house, accessible with a trap door. It leads outside to a large dark oak, which has been hollowed out near the bottom for him.

Purpled’s got a spot in the loft, hidden in the walls, and accessible through a little mouse hole in the corner.

Tubbo and Ranboo have a tiny little house in the kitchen, built into one of the bottom cabinets, so they’re closer to Michael. 

Anyway, basically just the four being tiny fairies, and raising Michael together. They have a little mushroom and flower garden out back, Purpled teaches Michael how to farm. Tubbo tames a bunch of bees, that he rides around everywhere, and they protect him and let him into their hive. He’s also got ghost Squeaks to tell him stuff, and a little baby fox named Russet that helps him in the garden, and the two steal from the berry bushes all the time.

Tommy befriends a parrot and a raccoon that have both adopted him, and assist him in crime. Ranboo can often be found sitting on a dirt block held by an Endermen while he talks with them and gives them a flower, and Purpled brought Dogchamp, and now rides him around and puts stuff in the pouch around his neck. 

Tommy sews normal clothes, for both them and Michael, but also little outfits made of the flowers too, which works out surprisingly well, and they make tiny versions of tools and stuff. The cottage is basically filled with what looks like doll-house furniture, but functional. 

Maybe they even meet other tiny people, and have a little community or something.

It just sounds cute, that’s all.

Botw/totk Link 🤝 Skyward Sword Link

Falling as far as they can before pulling out their paraglider/sailcloth

link is like literally the essence of courage personified. he will just freefall without ANYTHING. like he has a paraglider but doesnt feel the need to deploy it until the last moment and only to orient himself so he can reach his destination. in other words it’s more of a steering wheel to him than a seatbelt. could you fucking imagine someone doing this? link could make nik wallenda quake in his boots

is there anything so undoing as a daughter?

ruan mei is apathetic and doesn't care: broke

ruan mei is so deeply traumatized by the loss of her parents that she never wants to experience grief or loss again, her general aloofness is a direct result of this trauma, her literal entire character and personality is a direct result of those she loved deeply as a child: pretty much spelled out in her character story, how are people misinterpreting her this badly. this isn't even a woke take, it's literally just canon, I just don't think you all care enough to read a character's story before doing an analysis

Y'all's goin about @burrotello 's super awesome Fight Club AU,

while my headcanon Pomni already knows how to throw them hands XD

This is how the golden age of piracy ended.

Kiddos 🪲🗑️🦚

Blue with purple stripes

whether youve played tears of the kingdom/breath of the wild or not, PLEASE help me out here. in fact the judgement of non players will probably make a big difference.

these guys are called "blue lizalfos" in game. but thats not blue. right. right??? they're purple, right???? a blue-heavy purple, sure, but distinctly purple??????

reblog for bigger sample size etc etc

A Familiar Fondness...

Episode 3 will now be my personality for the next few days (Dad Kinger for the win !!!!!)