Do Not Be Fooled By The Alleged Heterosexuality Of My Ship, As They Are Both Bisexuals, And Perchance,

anyone remember how branch can seamlessly adapt to different genres and also how he likes a ton of them. anyway.

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AU where history gets super messed up due to an Inbetween traveler. Why? Dunno. Possibly because the Inbetween wants revenge, or is trying to lure Karl back, not sure yet.

Anyway, George’s history is one of the ones messed with, and XD, who even after all these years continues to think fondly of Gogy, is less than pleased with that. 

So he recruits a bunch of people to fix it. Karl, who at this point has long outlived his friends and now lives fully in the Other Side, tending to things. Connor, an immortal who’s seen eras rise and fall and remembers them all. Ghostbur, who has a passion for writing down history and spying, with his ghostly abilities. And a young Ranbob, before they ever even discovered Dream, who is incredibly experienced in organizing libraries of information and getting stuff done.

So all these people have to work together and go and A, fix history to how it was before(Karl and Connor), B, properly record it(Ghostbur and Ranbob), and C, stop the Inbetween time traveler so that they can’t continue messing with it(All).

I’m not sure who the Inbetween traveler is yet. I want it to be somebody from the Smp, but I’m not sure who yet. Tommy? Niki? Ranboo?

Either way, the Inbetween will have completely wiped their memories of who they were, and basically anything else that would lead to them disobeying. All they know is doing as they are ordered.

The team eventually ends up recognizing them, and trying to save them from what the Inbetween has done. At some point they succeed, and get a new member, and the Inbetween starts throwing distorted monsters from it’s realm at them instead, determined to ruin what they’ve managed to do so far. 

Throughout all of this, XD is grumbling, and basically just being mad about it while they do this. He does provide them with a small world and items though, so they can get it done. 

I honestly do not see enough talk of how Tilín was absolutely q!parrotduo's kid through and through. They took care of that egg as if it were their own, and Tilín even admitted they enjoyed the family dynamic. Bobby and Tilín were so sibling coded, frenemies to the core with the constant fighting augh.

But also how q!Roier has to keep seeing the kids die around him? Tilín was the first in a long streak and goddamn that was his child, he was ready to adopt them if q!Quackity didn't step up soon! Time and time again, the kids keep dying around him, and Tilín's demise was but a humble start.

Like q!Jaiden's gentleness and compassion towards a very neglected child is so important, and q!Roier's will to always help to do the quests or just share a laugh is so incredible precious. Tilín was a Familioier child.

I remember how pissed q!Roier was, the memory of betrayal burning fresh in his mind as he took a picture of q!Slime as evidence, and how that was a loss deeply felt by the family. The only egg Bobby had grown close to afterward was Richas, and even that took some time and an initially bad first impression.

q!Jaiden wanted to protect the eggs with everything she had, because she'd lost two kids by the time Bobby died, not just one.

They did Tilín's tasks, played with them, fed them, took care of them as if they were part of the family, and in everything but official confirmation they were.

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If I was the writer of the umbrella academy season 4, I would make:

An actual good Reginald who regrets what other version of him did and wants to fix it. He isn't fully good, nor do main characters forget what happened and fully trust him.

Sparrow academy, Ben from umbrella academy and Grace and Dolores come back.

Idk yet how but Klaus meets Dave and Viktor meets Sissy and Harlan and they got time to talk.

More screen time of Reginald's wife, Abigail.

Abigail and Grace bonding time.

The siblings having an ACTUALLY talk about Reginald being an allien.

Siblings drinking marigold by choice.

Klaus learing healthy ways to cope with his power.

Viktor powers being as powerful as in season 1-2, but he learn to control them.

Sibling learing how to live without worrying about the apocalypse.

Diego thinking that Lila is cheating on him just to realize she doesn't.

More about raletionship between Viktor, Five and others with umbrella academy Ben.

Five getting hugged by everyone (simply becouse never hug him when he came back in s1.)

Stanley came back also.

Scenes of Alison, Ray and Claire.

Did I cooked?

AU where Tubbo is Bad’s nephew.

Bad is the child of Pestilence, and a demon of the royal family. He had two younger sisters, the twins Phoe and Demio.

Demio would venture out sooner than either of her other siblings, and come to feel an attraction for businessman Schlatt, when the two met during her time in the Overworld. They had a brief relationship that resulting in Tubbo.

Demio originally raised Tubbo herself, until an incident left her fatally wounded. Knowing she would die, she used the last of her time to get a three year old Tubbo to Schlatt’s doorstep, along with a letter to explain things to her family, though the latter wasn’t found until years later.

Three years later, his business would spiral, and Schlatt would abandon Tubbo on the side of the road, where the SBI would find him, and take him in.

Bad would eventually come to the mortal realm himself, looking for Demio. He would meet Skeppy, and the two become inseparable. 

Bad eventually has Sapnap with a blaze hybrid, who abandons the child on his doorstep, and Skeppy helps him raise him.

Phoe would take the throne herself, not wanting her brother to be dragged back to it, and come to find she enjoyed leading her kingdom to victory and prosperity. 

Jump a few years later, and the SMP is happening, but several things are different.

Sapnap is more careful with Tubbo. He feels a strange connection to the other, but believes it to be because Tubbo has diluted demon blood, and is unaware of their actual relation. He still takes his first life in the control room, but it was unintentional. Sapnap aimed for him under the belief that his demon blood would make him tougher.

Unfortunately for Sapnap, Tubbo takes mostly after his father, and didn’t inherit much from his mother besides an affinity for magic, her dark horns, and an enjoyment of chaos. 

Bad figures out he’s Deimo’s child sometime after Doomsday, and promptly just about has a heart attack.

Demons under thirty are still considered nestlings(with Sapnap being an outlier), and Tubbo is barely seventeen, so it takes a great deal of effort to not just cart him off to a room in the mansion and keep him there so he can’t get hurt anymore.

Puffy is Schlatt’s sister, and that makes Dream and Foolish Tubbo’s cousins. Dream never realizes it. Foolish does, about a week after meeting him.

Younger Tubbo has multiple times just, completely unintentionally, shooed away the sickness from Tommy, and, on one occasion, Wilbur. He doesn’t even know he’s doing it, he just wanted it gone, and so it went.

Tommy hasn’t got sick for years because of this, but it’s not until his heritage comes to light that anyone makes the connection.

Techno only fought Tommy in the pit because after he killed Tubbo, the voices were in an uproar and uncontrollable. They only stopped when Tubbo said he forgave him, and Techno’s been wary of him ever since.

Pestilence is a very doting mother and grandmother, surprisingly.

Bad isn’t effected by the Egg. Tubbo still is, but it isn’t able to control him, which is why it acts so cruel to him instead.

Sapnap starts teaching Tubbo some magic as a way to bond, even before he knows they’re cousins.

Tubbo ends up being the source of a minor feud between both sides of the family. Long story short, both Bad and Puffy want custody, and Foolish and Sapnap are arguing over who’s his favorite cousin.

Witches. Named after witches for their shared skill in brewery that no normal Player could master, but there was a difference between a witch, and a Witch.

Witches were beings that had learned to duplicate the powers of an admin, able to manipulate the natural world beyond a Player’s natural ability, to defy the laws of physics, and harness magic and potions beyond anything ever seen. Loved by the void, and all the oddities of the unnatural world. 

They were a true rarity, one in one hundred servers. 

And Tubbo was one of them.

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Or, Witch AU, because Witch!Tubbo is cool, and him using magic and being badass in general is cool. 

Witches, as previously mentioned, are basically less powerful versions of Admins. They do not naturally have this power, however, they have the ability to harness items and magic that gives them it. 

Witches and witches are different. Normal witches are the basic brewers. Witches, with a capital W, and sometimes Italics, if they’re the first word of sentence(because otherwise it’s confusing), are named because they share their brewery skills with them, but are otherwise classified as Players. 

Since Witches are so rare, the majority of them have Titles. Some are inherited, some are gained, and some are given. These Titles aren’t just for flair, having a Title enhances a Witches prowess in a certain magical area, though it certainly doesn’t mean it’s the only one they have to work with. 

Some Witches are the Coven, from X life, Aphmau, Eret, George, Karl, and probably some others, I haven’t figured it all out yet. Tubbo, before the Dream Smp, spends most of his time with the Coven, and is apprenticed to Lizzie. 

Due to being hunted in the pasts for the abilities, Witches in general tend to hide their nature from all but each other. Of course, it’s illegal to go after them now, but better safe than sorry, and all. 

Tubbo doesn’t have a Title yet, but when he eventually earns one, I was thinking something like the Sea Witch, with power of sea, because Captain Sparklez and stuff, or the Spruce Witch, with power over spruce biomes and all within it, because Snowchester and foxes. 

Befriended Tommy many years ago, and went to the Dream Smp because he invited him. With the amount of things that happened, he didn’t have time to ask for help from the Coven or anyone else.

Kind of just an Au where he decides ‘no, no, I’m done letting people screw me over’, except instead of it being just nukes to protect Snowchester, he also decides to dip back into his magic and make all kinds of potions as well as dig out all his Witch-related items that he hid when he was in the Smp as not to be discovered. 

He bonds with the Witches within the Smp, discovers Michael takes after him a bit more than he thought(his little Nether Witch, how cute), and Snowchester turns into a heavily fortified cozy town filled with many magical creatures waiting to devour anyone who upsets their master. The Coven comes to visit and help out too. 

Maybe Kinoko Kingdom turns into something similarly magical, but a bit less fortified, since there’s two Witches there as well, and a demon. Quackity’s a bit confused, but supportive of their magical natures.

I’m torn between Tubbo’s familiar being a fox, or some bees, or some strange mob from X life or somewhere else that just decides to either keep low, or only follows Tubbo to the Smp after Snowchester starts coming along.

The prompt was ‘detention.’

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