He Be A Long Lad

pal i get that the parallel canon boss "leader" is basically agent 4 but PLEASE give the other ones respect. please pay attention to them too. they're also there. you fight them too. they're just as cute as 'four'. please guys they're so fucking adorable i'm actually tired of them getting ignored

Y’know what? I kind of want a fic where Snowchester’s just…filled with strange beings. Charlie and Foolish are gods, Jack is either some kind of demonic entity, transformed after his stay in hell, or willingly possessed and co-existing with whatever’s doing it. Puffy could be some sea deity or siren, or something. 

And maybe they’re trying to hide it, maybe they aren’t. Either way, Tubbo doesn’t notice. Charlie holding a conversation with the bees? Cool, he does that too. Foolish has almost abnormal amounts of Totems? Hah hah, man must seriously grind, huh? Jack staring ominously into the flames and them randomly turning red or blue. Oh, wow, he sure is thinking intently. How’d he get the fire to turn into soul fire? Tubbo totally has to ask later, that was cool. Puffy randomly giving cryptic warnings about not going out to sea, and it starts storming super badly later? Huh, being a captain sure is handy!

Maybe even Michael just like leaving mysterious little trinkets in Tubbo’s room along with strange symbols drawn in crayon and looking at him with eyes far too old for a child, and Tubbo just…picking him up for his nap, thanking him for the drawings.

Snowchester’s just this…little odd town down by the snowy sea. Some rumors start to spread. Some people start getting shivers passing by that don’t have anything to do with the cold. Strange things start happening around. It becomes one of those things.

But that’s for a bit of a spooky vibe. For a funnier one, everyone thinks Tubbo’s the weird being, since it always happens around him, and he’s completely oblivious to this. Techno looked at Tubbo slightly menacingly and he’s had bad luck ever since. Tommy suddenly isn’t getting attacked by mobs. Bad tried to corner Tubbo with the egg and not only caught on fire, but found all of his valuables missing the next day. 

Obviously, it must be Tubbo, who else could it possibly be? Certainly not the slightly protective people who live with him after he gave them a home.

It's probably better to send a draft for understanding.

Cannot believe Floyd promised his infant brother that he'd come back for him, after watching all of his other brothers leave. And then years later a brother did return to the tree and it wasn't fucking Floyd. I'd be on the goddamn news.

Sometimes I wake up and bam. Toxic Side Order yuri is in my sketchbook. I can't control it

Necromancer AU.

Schlatt, Puffy, Dream, and Tubbo are a family descended from a long line of necromancers, and other magic users associated with death.

Schlatt and Dream got the direct Necromancer magic abilities. Raising the dead, and reviving them, and other abilties along those lines.

Puffy and Tubbo’s magic, on the other hand, revolves more around ghosts, and the like. Puffy specifically can contact and call upon those who died via the ocean.

Tubbo’s are much more varied, with him being able to do things as big as sharing his power with them to give them physical form temporarily, or as small as simply always being able to hear them.

He has a few ghosts who specifically like to stick by him. They often take the form of bees, mingling with the ones he cares for, and telling him what they learn of.

Quackity isn’t a necromancer himself, but he married into the family via Schlatt, and some magical marriage ceremony. When Schlatt died, he still stayed part of the family, and got custody over Tubbo.

You can only really marry into the family. So when Sapnap and Karl decided to get together with him, they had to ask Tubbo’s permission. Sapnap got it, Karl was a bit confused, but he’s learning. 

When Puffy found Foolish, he was injured, and had to take on a smaller form in order to heal. She mistook him for a necromancer’s child, with how his magic felt, and took him under her wing, protecting and helping him. 

The misunderstanding was cleared up soon after, but by then, Foolish was very much part of the family, and nobody had any intention of making him leave anytime soon.

There’s magical bonds between the family members. Tubbo’s bonds with both Schlatt and Dream shattered during the festival and the final control room respectively. 

Not a lot of people actually know they’re necromancers. It’s not that they’re hiding it, to be honest, it’s just that most people aren’t really magically inclined enough to know the difference, and it’s never really come up.

Surprisingly, out of all the SBI, it’s Techno who’s aware of Tubbo’s status first. Long story short, the voices are spirits that have attached themselves to his bloodline, and Techno’s spiritually sensitive enough to understand them, but not see them. They were bothering him one day, and apparently, Tubbo too, since the boy asked him if he could make them quiet down.

Tubbo knows a lot of weird things and skills from ghosts. Sometimes they offer to teach him about what they did in their lifetimes, and he’s never been one to refuse knowledge.

Magic-users can share magic between them. It’s common practice between family and spouses. Quackity isn’t an active magic user himself, but he has a pretty impressive magic store, and knows a fair bit, after marrying into the family.

He used to share magic with Schlatt a lot, when the man insisted. It’s supposed to be a give and take thing, but Schlatt was more of a taker, so Quackity never fully understood the practice, and doesn’t really get why Tubbo is so careful with how much magic he takes when they do it.

The revival book is full of dark magic. It’s what corrupted Dream and Schlatt, bringing their worst traits to the surface with a hunger for power. 

This is either some kind of bizarre foreshadowing or a very egregious example of Star Rail's clumsy design and writing philosophy.

it's about how jinx was always perfect in silco's eyes. it's about how jayce always loved viktor because he was imperfect. it's about jinx saying, "i thought maybe you could love me like you used to, even though i'm... different." it's about viktor saying, "i am more than i ever was." silco bringing jinx back to life after she tried to kill herself on the bridge; jayce bringing viktor back to life despite his promise to destroy the hexcore. it's about jinx's "looks like you got a couple" cutting to the core of viktor's obsession with curing himself, and viktor instantly parrying with "you have much to offer this commune, powder," a stark reminder of the child she no longer is, the child people won't stop recognizing her as.

vi accusing jinx of murdering powder. jayce snarling that his partner died in this room. vi's lesson being that she has to accept jinx for who she is now, who she has the potential to be in the future, and to stop letting her grief for powder eclipse her love for jinx in the present - jayce's lesson being that he has to experience the world through viktor's eyes to really understand him, and then he has to show viktor how he has always seen him, and everything else only gets in the way. silco telling jinx that she needs to find the strength to walk away, or the cycle will never end. jayce and viktor ending the cycle together.

i'm always with you, sis. even when we're worlds apart. // in all timelines, all possibilities... only you can show me this.

guys! secret ending when you beat the spire with Agent 4's palette 444 times! my uncle's cousin's cat works at Squid Research Lab and he told me!

I'm not coping with Agent 4's near absence in Side Order, you are

I've actually kinda shoehorned Four into my headcanon/oc version of Side Order lol

if you want to hear how I made them fit, I'd be glad to tell you :)

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