Ohhh my God, the current VA for Foghorn Leghorn actually dubbed it.
Hey Lance, are you looking to have a Bishōnen ninja boy as one of your special...."servant"?
Lance: of course, anyone is allowed to be my servants, be they pokemon or human, as long as they follow my orders
Ooc dose anyone want an ask from the king or the nameless Flareon?
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Quick, Lances. I have Pepper distracted for the time being! Go, and seek refuge.
Lace yawns: I'm already in shelter, I'm with this strange human named Yumi. She says she's a pokemon researcher.
King Lance, do you have any Flareon friends coming to your kingdom? Because there was one looking to pay you a visit soon.
Lance: Flareon? No, I don't have any..... Wait did you say one is heading here.... I need to get moving!
Do you have fleas?
Lance: no, I think the mountains are to cold for fleas to survive.
Please unmute this
Yo Flareon, why do you want to kill Lance?
*the Flareon flinched looking around* Flareon: great, I'm hearing voices..... I'm not actually going to kill him, mostly beat him unconscious. And the reason if for him hiding in the mountains, it's fücking freezing!
a text based ask blog for a glacion with a inflated ego and believes himself to be a king.
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