"ask Your King What You Want Peasants." Lance Said With A Purr

"ask your king what you want peasants." Lance said with a purr

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4 years ago

Yakko Warner meets Invader Zim

From Rob Paulsen’s Talkin’ Toons podcast

2 years ago

To Yumi: Do you have your own pokemon, or do you travel without them?

Yumi: no I don't have any pokemon, I firmly believe that pokemon should be free instead of caught and forced to battle. A wild rockruff follows me around since I saved her from a syther.


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4 years ago

Are fedoras really that bad?

Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?
Are Fedoras Really That Bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

2 years ago

Does she look friendly? Might be a good idea.

Lance: she usually just takes pictures of me so hopefully it is! (He started heading towards where he usually saw the human)

2 years ago

Lance, you best get to steppin' NOW!

(the glaceon looks visibly terrified and panicked) lance: I know! I just need to think about where to go!.... She's going to keep finding me....


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2 months ago
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

2 years ago

Ooc: I was playing submotica below zero and started crying because a sea monkey scared me

2 years ago

PokeAsk Warning

If you get a anonymous or a message based like: Can you puff up your cheeks? Can you blow really hard? Can you blow a dandelion? Can you huff and puff like a wolf? Can you imitate a puffer fish blowing up? Or anything along these lines It is. A fetish based thing and you should not do it They are either sent anonymous OR through blank untitled blogs. The person/people involved keep deleting and remaking their blog. All these untitled blogs do is follow “puffy cheek” blogs or send out asks and such pertaining to that, with no content of their own on the blog. Please block these people or block the anonymous messages you get. Don’t try to fight anyone or anything just block and move on or at least tell others about it. Stay safe and have a lovely day

4 years ago

not at all friendly reminder for transphobes to fuck off! just unfollow and block me, I don’t want to interact with you.

this includes people who support transphobes or think it’s ok to be transphobic cause it’s a “differing opinion” or cause of religious reasons! I hate that this even has to be said because that is very clearly transphobia, yet people love to insist it isn’t.

if you are transphobic, you are not welcome here. leave.

2 years ago

hey pepper you look beautiful today

Pepper smirks: of course I look beautiful, I always do ~ (she purrs happily)


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