Help Me Get Custody Of My 10-year-old Younger Sister, Who Is Currently With A Ped0phile. My Full Story. 

Gears: everyone just shut up...

Bright: HE'S GOING TO FIND US! EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Everyone:

???? : oh konny dearrrrr~

Kondraki: *scared out of his mind*

???? : oh what do we have here.. A closet?

Kondraki and bright: *muffled crying*

Gears, Iceberg and Crow: *confusion*

Rights: oh my god. *opens closet door*

SCP-939: :)

Bright: OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT IT WAS ALT-

Clef: hey what did I miss-

Everyone: *SCREECHING*

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it:

i’ve met a lot of people during my time online and many of us have grown apart but i still think of them frequently and wonder what they’re up to and hope they’re no longer facing the same demons they once did

"I'm actually investing in a necklace that apparently is scientifically designed to repel negative energies and wavelengths using proprietary biometric frequency infusion technology and scalar energy. Essentially its carrying good vibes around your neck... literally..."

((Ps. This is a real thing I'm investing in. I can post the link if you guys want.))

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

"Oh, uh, good bye? I guess???"

*The doctor stands there astonished of what her day has consisted of. She will never rest easy again knowing that this very situation could happen again to any unsuspecting soul. She reports to the head management about her out come, and swears to never eat another cupcake again.*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

i would Too!!! its Quite fun and very Comforting :D

Yes, and it reminds me of how in touch with mother earth we should all be. How some day we will end up in the same place, and back into the arms of the mother that once birthed us. We often lose track of how in touch with nature we should be because we are daily consumed by our busy lives with work, school, chores, mental health, physical health, and all sorts of other reasons. It honestly disappoints me how little humanity as a whole cares about our one true home. The only home we have at that.

"I thank you for the advice doctor." She squints a little to try and read his expression. She proceeds to mirror the doctor cocking her head to the side, still squinting. "Tell me doctor, what are you thinking?" She proceeds to take a slow yet steady step forward. The look on her face reads curiousity, yet her actions scream caution and perhaps a hint of worry.

"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."

Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?

Twix: Was there a time when you should have thought before you said something?

Oh definitely! The foundation upholds to a very professional demeanor, so slang is general looked down on. However, there was one time I was running on my less than normal 2 hours of sleep, when I walked into the break room to get ready for a quick debriefing. Well, a researcher had asked me to pass him a small disposable plastic container of butter for his toast, and I almost out of instinct, tossed the butter at him yelling at almost top loudness "yeet". Needless to say I was given a very thorough talking to afterwards of my mannerisms....

Clef the doggo: *Unholy growing*

Bright: *Unholy screeching* GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH

Kondraki: it don't bite.

Bright: YES IT DO-