"That's Weird. Um, Thanks For The Cupcake Though. I Should Probably Report This To Head Management Sometime

Oh, haha! Doctor, I'm ALWAYS this pale. It's because I never go outside. I feel the warmth of the sun so very little, my skin is deplete of its beautiful peach colour it once was. ((I have family that jokes and says if I was anymore pale, I'd be invisible!))

"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."

Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?

"Oh, uh, good bye? I guess???"

*The doctor stands there astonished of what her day has consisted of. She will never rest easy again knowing that this very situation could happen again to any unsuspecting soul. She reports to the head management about her out come, and swears to never eat another cupcake again.*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

Psst...

Psychotic gays? You’re wonderful and valuable! Psychotic lesbians? Look at yourselves and see the beauty that you have! Psychotic bisexuals? You’re amazing, the world would be nothing without you! Psychotic pansexuals? The universe needs you! Psychotic polysexuals? Your existence makes angels sing! Psychotic trans people? Never ever forget that you have worth! Psychotic NB people? The things you bring to this world is invaluable! Psychotic asexuals? Every day with you gets better! Psychotic aromantics? You are worth more than what gold can pay! Psychotic and LGBT? You have value, and you have worth!

(btw these were the ones I could remember so sorry if I forgot some)

it Is :(( i wish You all would take better care of it... Beings worked Very hard to make it!!! should Respect that...

Oh, I totally agree, and honestly I have so much respect for those who made our home. It's so unfair to have to look down on creatures so ungrateful for what they have been single handedly gifted with.

"I thank you for the advice doctor." She squints a little to try and read his expression. She proceeds to mirror the doctor cocking her head to the side, still squinting. "Tell me doctor, what are you thinking?" She proceeds to take a slow yet steady step forward. The look on her face reads curiousity, yet her actions scream caution and perhaps a hint of worry.

"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."

Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?

Happy belated 1 year anniversary of this blog!!!🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

She placed her hands over her mouth to hush her panting, and tries to steady her breathing. She quickly runs to the door of the room she currently is in and tries to lock the door. After succeeding, she quickly turns to the side of the door frame and puts her back against the wall, allowing herself to fall to the ground.

"Hello, you are a man of science, correct? " It's appears to be a breached D class.

"Well, more like a lady of science but yes...why, what's it to you..." She looks at him suspiciously.

"Wait, you mean to tell me you arent doing this?!?. Oh god, we need to get out of here!" *She reaches for the humanoids hand in an attempt to pull them out. She is careful not to be consumed by the cupcakes herself*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

Imagine being mad at women for being nice to each other and tweeting about it: