Ask-dr-thompson-scpfoundation - The Method To My Madness Is Madness Itself

Do your habits betray you, little tiger?

A: I much more prefer "little lion", and B: only when the time is dire enough. Care to explain who you are?

since Doctor Wondertainment is basically a parody of Willy Wonka, I hereby declare it’s canon that doctor Wondertainment’s father is a dentist who’s only anomalous ability consists of teleporting houses.

"Uh oh. That cant be good..."

*she drops the cupcake, and turns to sprint in the other direction, only stopping once to see if the spilling cupcakes have continued*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

it Is :(( i wish You all would take better care of it... Beings worked Very hard to make it!!! should Respect that...

Oh, I totally agree, and honestly I have so much respect for those who made our home. It's so unfair to have to look down on creatures so ungrateful for what they have been single handedly gifted with.

indeed.. Hopefully!! the Other humans will learn :>

I'm hopeful they will!

"I understand. Your work is very important to you, and I would feel bad if I got in the way of that." She slowly nodded while speaking. "Your concerns are your own, and I'll leave it at that." She folds her hands neatly into her lap. "However, I understand how you feel about the foundation staff. I too find they do not completely respect the scp's here. I value that most of the scp's here are living things and deserve some form of respect and recognition that they are not merely some toy to play with." She looks down, almost in thought before speaking again. "Doctor, do you have a name? Not just the number assigned to you but a real name? I do not expect you to tell me it, should you have one, but I can't help but feel as though you had some form of a life before this..." She smiles gently with a kind but patient look in her eyes while waiting for the doctor's reply.

"Greetings and salutations, Doctor."

Hello, scp-049. How are you doing today?

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"Wait, you mean to tell me you arent doing this?!?. Oh god, we need to get out of here!" *She reaches for the humanoids hand in an attempt to pull them out. She is careful not to be consumed by the cupcakes herself*

The TV headed humanoid walks over to you and hands you a cupcake before running in the opposite direction blasting ‘Never Gonna Give You Up’ by Rick Astley.

((I think this was from a long time ago, so I’m really sorry for the late answer))

“Huh. Wonder what flavor this is? Ah well. If this isnt the thing that’ll kill me, nothing will be.”

*she proceeds to eat the cupcake while observing said figure leave*

maybe :D! You are squished y. but shoes can make you less squishedy !!! congratulation

That is true, on some level I suppose. Do you wear shoes, or are you mostly barefoot? What type of shoes would you even wear?