Because I Actually Have Dino Nuggies And Were Having That Instead

Santa gave me coal one year he's not in my top five anymore

I love santa he's easily in my top five

UNCLE RICKKKKKK

oh, don't mind me. Just thinking about how Percy canonically used nature magic even though that shouldn't have been possible for a normal demigod.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Sally seems to get younger when she's near the sea and her eyes change colors as well.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy described the sea nymph his father sent to talk to him as looking exactly like his mother.

oh don't mind me, i'm just thinking about how Percy is part sea nymph and nobody fucking noticed.

Is this girl math?

why does everything gotta cost $20

I wish I could be badass but I get scared at check out

I like wild animals

please learn how to code

like, if you're bored today, and not doing anything,

learn a little bit of coding please

Just a lil toasty it's fine

I’M A LITTLE BIT AFRAID TO PUT MY HAND IN THE OVEN EVEN WITH A OVEN MITT ON! IT’S VERY WARM IN THERE! LOL

"Oh are you sure you want to post without tags it'll be hard for people to find you" The hand of God will deliver my post to people.

Tony's right! Peter isn't ascending to godhood! I am!

@spiderman-is-me

I'm crying why would you do this.

hey you reading this, you are gorgeous. I'm gonna need you to drink some water though. just because you're so gorgeous doesn't mean you can skip out on drinking water

No don't do that

ANGRY !!!!!!!!!!!!