I Did Another Bunch Of Incorrect Quotes

What do you mean this wasnt the search bar-

How to be funny

This took me forever lol 💜❤️🧡💙🥹

Do you ever just get up and everything stops malfunctions but not at the same time?

like now your standing but you can't breath your dizzy enough to fall over but yet your now running up stairs and your still breathing just fine and then again when you stop again its all terrible. no? just me? ok then.

some sleepy scenarios

## since you all seemed to enjoy the sleepy dialogue prompts~

tracing your lover's features as they sleep

trying to count the freckles on your partner's cheeks when they're asleep

waking up with their legs over yours as they're stretched out and comfortable

taking pictures after finding your lover dozing peacefully while bundled up in blankets

running fingers through their hair as they snooze against your shoulder

feeling their fingers run through your hair while they lull you to sleep

napping on the couch together

hearing them snore a little for the first time

maybe the snoring is small, quiet and you can't help but giggle since it's kind of cute

or maybe it's quite loud and you realize you plan to spend the rest of your life with this

seeing that they're finding a hard time finding a comfortable position so you pull them into your arms

being annoyed because it's extremely hot out and they insist that they cuddle that night

laughing at their messy hair in the morning

sleepy kisses peppered all over their face

seeing them pout or scrunch their nose a little in their sleep

needing to use the restroom but they're clinging onto you like a koala and you don't want to wake them up

they're sick and finally fall asleep sprawled out on the sofa ..meaning you can sit for a few minutes yourself

apologizing when you call them and hear their deep, sleepy voice answer

pulling them back into bed before they go to work but they accidentally dozed off again and is about to be late

trying not to laugh too loud when you discover they talk in their sleep and say some very questionable things

im not ready

Scott's and Jimmy's interaction made me think a lot (other than flower husbands for once)

Because like, canonically he's never fucking met Jimmy before. Mans just saw a cute boy and went "Gonna tie me up cowboy?" why is he like this /pos

But also if he's like that with every cute boy he meets, how many times did he come across a pretty boy while out adventuring, flirt the fuck out of them and then bring them back to his tent to erm,,,,,,, cuddle with them?

I think Scott accidentally made himself a whore in canon I love that for him

has anyone had dreams that seem so realistic that when you wake up your very confused on why its not real?

back from the hospital

No one suspects a thing. And here is why.

No one would ever think that a god of chaos would end up on a server known for beautiful builds and working together. That's why no one suspected that a Hermit would be said god.

So when a low ranking watcher showed up stating that they were looking for a god everyone was surprised. But they let them in to look around.

The watcher went around the server, they met Doc, Ren, Bdubs, Tango, and more. But they didn't suspect any of them of beng a god.

They had questioned the Admin, Xisuma, but there was nothing out of place, nothing that was a sign to the missing god of Chaos.

The watcher met Mumbo, and Scar. But neither of them knew much about this god. Then they met Grian, he looked familiar, but didn't know much.

There was nothing to find..

So no one suspects a thing.

Shifting

Before the world split most people were humans, there were Merlings and Avians but they weren't very common.

When the world split and respawns became a thing everything changed. Totems gave you a second chance, but those chances came at a price.

Reforming someones body and putting their conscious into it isn't problem free, sometimes a feature is lost or gained with it, sometimes it makes them weaker or stronger.

Sometimes they forget what you look like, sometimes they forget what you are. Traveling between worlds is the same.

So when the world forgets what you look like or what you are, you can only hope that it doesn't change everything about you.

You can only hope your new features and body parts don't make you unrecognizable. You can only hope it doesn't cause endless pain.

You can only hope the effects are good and not bad.