Watching/Reading X-Men :

Luffy : What goes up but never comes down?

Dadan : The amount of stress you're bringing this family.

Me to my dog : No, grandma said you have to stay outside. I can't let you in. *closes the door*

My dog : *whines*

Me : *opens the door* Welcome

Reading Journal 3 right now and Stanford really isn't like other boys 😔🙏🏻

Thank you soooooo much !!!

Love ya (ʃƪ＾3＾）

Natasha: Why is Bucky crying on the floor?

Steve: He's drunk.

Natasha: And?

Steve: He saw a picture of Sam's boyfriend.

Natasha: But he's Sam's boyfriend.

Steve: I know.

Hancock: Oh my Luffy.

Rayleigh : Don't you mean 'oh my god'?

Hancock : You worship your god, I'll worship mine.

Disney MCU: How can we tell the same story about Peter Parker Spider-Man for the 11th time while making it more original?

Some Disney employee: Well how about we don’t use Peter Parker. The comics have given us so many Spider-Man- one version is Miles Morales, a black Puerto Rican Spider-Man and his best friend Ganke Lee, his supportive best friend and guy in the chair-

Disney MCU: that’s it! We give Peter Parker a new best friend! Ganke Lee-

Disney Employee: “sir- Ganke Lee is in Miles Morales Universe… why don’t we just make a movie about Miles Morales-“

Disney MCU: “We can rewrite Ned! The character who in all the other Peter Parker universes is a bully to Peter and other characters! But this time he’s Peter’s best friend and guy in the chair-“

Disney Employee: “You are literally just writing Ganke Lee. Your just rewriting him into Ned, why don’t we just use Miles if we are writing Ganke anyway-“

Disney MCU: “Look we are so creative and this is a whole new Spider-Man Peter Parker with originally written characters that we didn’t just rip off from the Miles Morales comics we just didn’t want to write about. Go us!!!”

Sony Spiderverse having to rewrite Ganke’s character now that his personality and role was ripped off to prop up white boy Peter Parker: well dang. Scratch Ganke Lee as a main character so people don’t think we ripping off the people who ripped us off

I personally think it'd be extremely cathartic to witness Zeff beating the shit out of Judge

Bonus drawing

Was bored, I think my drawing skills are top notch (sorry for the quality)