THX

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*christens my blog with a fart*

im gonna change my theme here pretty soon!! but mayhaps i should post some art sometime hehe

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

everything was better in the early 2000s esp. my extreme ignorance of the world and roller coaster tycoon 2

plenty of sea in the fish or some shit like that idfk

bandit risk of rain?

Yea sure why not--

you think you're over a guy until he magically manages to find his way back into your life

HEY THERE LONELY DRIVER IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN.

I will defuse a thermonuclear warhead with my bare hands if it means saving my pregnant wife Arthur from nuclear annihilation

Beware part timer, for the dreaded Horrorboros arises from the abyssal depths to rain down destruction (which means mandatory overtime)!

i posted about this on twitter but sometimes out of the blue i will remember how walter white cuts the crust off sandwiches so shitty that my heart starts beating our of control from frustration-induced stress.