Ohhhh I Get It Now. The Little Seed Of Loneliness I’ve Carried With Me Since I Was Five Will Never

The moon

ice cold lemonade with your steaming hot steak

Recently showed Pinocchio (1940) to my partner and it was delightful to see how much they hated Jiminy Cricket. They said that he was the "Jar-Jar Binks of the movie" and would have "overturned democracy if given the chance."

I want all his outfits.

this diva

yo 44 year Old man please let Me bite You

Stories that would be improved by polyamory:

Dracula: it's basically a novel of kitchen-table polyamory already, but this way someone might actually kiss Jack Seward.

A Midsummer Night's Dream: just let them all have an orgy at the end. I feel like they'd be into it. Puck's invited too if he wants.

Bridget Jones' Diary: why force a choice between Mark and Daniel if there was the option to have both?

Any Arthuriana: less cheating, more honesty, fewer duels, more snogging, everyone's a winner.

Stories that would be made worse by polyamory:

Wuthering Heights: dear God do not give Cathy and Heathcliff a reason to drag more people into their terrible relationship than are already involved.

Hey babe wanna take my spine? Not in a sexy way

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

I've been worried ever since I was born

I like making random noises at my dog and watching her turn her head in confusion. I just know she's thinking "what the hell is this idiot doing" and I think that's beautiful.