Person Irl Asked Me A Few Days Ago Which Fictional Race Like I'd Like To Be And I Said Hobbit. I Just

Person irl asked me a few days ago which fictional race like I'd like to be and I said hobbit. I just want to chill.

hobbits eat six meals a day and are always smoking weed and yet i never hear anybody talk about wanting to be a hobbit. you all sicken me

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5 months ago

trying to decide if i'd rather be a tortoise or a turtle. on the one hand I prefer dry land, on the other hand turtles can breathe out of their cloacae so. it's tricky


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1 month ago

Exciting news!

The Zines are in!

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Thus the zines and bundles are being packed and will be on their way to your mail boxes.

That means any address changes must be made soon. The cut of date for address changes is April 24th. Please email us so we can make the changes before fulfillment begins.


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2 weeks ago
Dannymay25: Day 2 1990's

Dannymay25: Day 2 1990's

The show came out in 2004, and Danny was 14, meaning that in the 1990's he must have been a toddler. Als,o I feel like families were doing more stuff together, like going on trips, picnics, visiting the zoo, and such.

(Also Bg and the map is based on Swedens largest animal park Borså Djurpark.)

2 weeks ago
Time To Share This Freak Here.
Time To Share This Freak Here.

Time to share this freak here.

Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.


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2 months ago

Danny Phantom - Fandom Trumps Hate 2025

There are 8 Danny Phantom offers for @fandomtrumpshate this year! We have 6 creators offering 7 Fanfics and 1 Podfic.

Check out the full listings for each offer more details and DNWs of what each person is offering! I also made a watchlist for all DP offers :D

Offers:

1. Rubyya - fan fiction (new), meta/analysis 5-10k

2. Uniasus (@uniasus)- fan fiction (new or remix of an existing fic) 5-10k

3. CookieNomNom (@nomsfaultau)- fan fiction (new) 5-10k

4. TheSilentBard (@maebird-melody)- fan fiction (new) 5-10k

5. C4t1l1n4 - fan fiction (new) <5k

6. AppleSapling - podfic <35k

There are also people offering to make gifts in Any Fandom!

Bidding is now open and closes March 1 at 8pm EST!

What is Fandom Trumps Hate? - FTH is an online auction of fanworks that generates donations to progressive nonprofits that are working to protect marginalized people.


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6 months ago

Danny now has 2 secret identities.

First is Phantom - he cannot just vanish right after his death - that would be too suspicious. He is not sure if he wants to use his 'civilian' ghost to fight. Maybe he should become his own sidekick to fight off ghost attacks on school? It would save him from coming up with new excuses to slip out of class. 'I need to go to the bathroom' is earning him some odd stares and uncomfortable questions about ghost biology.

The other one is his still-alive body. He now has to pretend to be dead (the irony), but he still has human needs like hunger or sleep. Besides, he would like to use his body sometimes, since he still has one! He is considering telling his parents about his human needs - they already consider him a bit of an anomaly because he is sentient/sane, but he was kinda hoping to change their view on all the ghosts, so he doesn't want to make himself even more of an outlier.

The GIW use a device to forcibly transform Danny into Phantom in an attempt to unmask him to the public.

But thanks to some quick thinking and ghostly shapeshifting, Danny manages to make himself not look like Phantom.

Thus, everyone who isn’t already in the know assumes that the GIW just blatantly murdered some random kid because they thought he was a ghost (which doesn’t even make sense??).

So yeah now everyone is very strongly anti-GIW because What The Fuck, Guys. The Fentons are especially furious about this - just because Danny came back as a ghost and is somehow still sentient/sane (they’ll have to revisit that ghost research later…) doesn’t change that those bastards killed their son!!

3 weeks ago
[Podfic] Die

[Podfic] Die

written by @finemeal, narrated by @apple-sapling

Original work: Die by finemeal

Full Length: 5:58 | Rating: M | TW: gore, murder

Summary:

When Vlad creates a creature in his own image, he was not prepared for the consequences that would cause.

Thank you to finemeal for writing this and giving me an excuse to voice LBV and LBM :D


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1 month ago

H O T D A N N O

you can take me hot danno


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5 months ago

Sam is characterized as a very strong environmentalist. And as a part of this, they have her follow a ridiculous made up dietary restriction: “ultra-recyclo-vegetarianism”

Which sounds like it’s meant to be all extreme, right? Something ridiculously strict.

Except that it just… isn’t??

For the most part it’s basically just the same as vegetarianism, and in the edge cases, it’s actually less restrictive than being vegetarian.

Because the rule is “don’t eat anything with a face” and for the most part, only animals are gonna have faces. I guess you could make the argument that like something like a venus fly trap has a face, but I don’t think any commonly eaten plants would count as having one unless you really stretch the definition. And unless animal products like milk are grouped in with the animal they’re from, they’re all gonna be permitted too because none of them have faces. So it’s unlikely to meaningfully ban anything that wasn’t already covered by vegetarianism.

But then on the animal side of things, it leaves some allowances that baseline vegetarianism doesn’t. Sure, most animals have faces, but not all, and some of the faceless ones are occasionally eaten (e.g. jellyfish). Heck, depending on how it defines what counts as a face, some decently common food animals like oysters could be permitted.

…though of course this assumes there aren’t other rules beyond that part (e.g. if there’s something about using “scrap” bits to justify including “recycle” in the name)


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