I Hate How Much I'm Laughing At This, But It'll Be Soooo True.

Small headcanons of physical appearance for my babies:

Hime is having some chubbiness on her body to keep her able to use her shape-shifting abilities that she inherented from her mother. She got so far and good that she can transform into a giant, 9 feet tall sabertooth tiger. Her fangs are also thicker and longer than the usual demon for that as well.

Hirakugo's torso is all covered in deep, dark red scars that he had from fights (with his sister) and are, unfortunately, sensitive as fuck. Poke him there, and he'll hiss in pain. He's still applying gel and healing creams on them to heal (Hime cried and apologized a lot and often about that, and he forgave her, of course.)

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Now, I'm just imagining him falling for Kokushibo's daughter, who could be working as an oiran or geisha, and Kokushibo just having high ass standards for Zohakuten to follow if he truly wants his daughter. The standards possibly being that HE has to do most of the work while she just finishes it up and makes it perfect (around the house). Like, Kokushibo doesn't want his daughter to lift a single finger in their marriage. I'm almost wondering how Zohakuten would react to that, because I see it in a comical way, of some type.

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My Zohakuten HeadCanons

Hatred Toward Humanity: As the embodiment of hatred, Zohakuten harbors deep disdain for humanity. He sees humans as weak, corrupt, and beneath him, unworthy of respect or mercy-applies to most demons too

Ageless Yet Misunderstood: Despite his childlike appearance, Zohakuten is well over 200 years old and fully developed in intellect and ideology. Many underestimate him due to his youthful looks, forgetting that he possesses the wisdom and malice of an adult demon.-Kind of bothers me people characterize him as a child when he is not.

Misogynistic Beliefs: Zohakuten holds extreme misogynistic views, fully supporting male violence toward women and seeing them as inherently inferior. He values strict hierarchies and order, believing that only the strong deserve to rule, and that subjugation is the natural state of those beneath him. Women especially.

Fear and Respect Among Clones: His clones fear him—he is their absolute authority. While Karaku, Aizetsu, and Urogi would be a bit unnerved in his presence, Sekido’s maybe not so much. Sekido may not be afraid, but he acknowledges Zohakuten's power. Hantengu, on the other hand, is viewed as a pathetic, weak being—worthy of protection in this cruel villainous world.

Victim Mentality Rooted in Hatred: Zohakuten carries a victim mindset, not in the sense of self-pity, but in a seething, righteous fury. He believes he has been wronged and uses that as justification for his malice and cruelty.

No Interest in Pets or Attachments: Unlike other demons who may take interest in humans or demons as pets or companions, Zohakuten sees himself as far above such indulgences. He considers no one truly worthy of standing beside him.

Respects Strength, Not Status: He acknowledges Akaza’s fighting skills, possibly extending that respect to Gyutaro. However, Kokushibo is the one demon he would truly admire, as his discipline, power, and unwavering devotion to Muzan align with Zohakuten’s ideals.

Potential for Mating: If he ever desired a partner, it would be purely for his own needs. He would demand nothing less than an untouched and highly refined oiran or noble woman, someone of great beauty and status. However, he would not concern himself with earning her favor—her purpose would be to serve him, not the other way around. Her payment is the honour of his presence. He would expect absolute formality, similar to a concubine’s role in a shogun’s court, requiring strict obedience, reverence, and the utmost deference—addressing him as "sama" and fulfilling his demands without question. There would be no sentimanility or gift giving on his part. Doesn't give a damn about the partner's pleasure.

Xenophobia or racist? While Sekido exhibits a xenophobic distrust of those outside his perceived order, Zohakuten takes it further—I reckon he is a full-blown supremacist, believing that certain beings, especially certain humans, are inherently lesser and deserving of eradication or servitude. I'm not sure if it counts as racism if you hate everyone?

I guess of his interests-meditating in storms? Maybe likes the sound of Japanese war drums like the Taiko

Probably similar to Sekido in enjoying the lore of Raijin and Fujin

Probably enjoys watching destruction unfold-like humans perishing in some sort of natural disaster or a lower level demon destroying a village

Might engage with the occassional spar with someone he considers worthy? maybe Akaza? Possibly Gyutaro? Definately Kokushibo.

All in all, an A grade asshole. Muh favorite. Irredeemable.

(( theres just something about giving warmth to sekido somone who is in constant state of stress and anger that you just want him to take it easy and not have him constantly think of the things that stress him about aka his missions aswell as the clones shenanigans from time to time the one thing that will keep him at ease are remembering the times youve showed him love be it words of affirmation or soft touches like a kiss on his cheek when he thinks about it the edges of his lips want him to smile but sekido bieng sekido dosent want to feel embarrassed so hell scoff it off))

This one? Sorry for the slightly bad quality.

Can someone please send me the Hantengu design sheet pic that is in color? I can't find it anymore and I'm upset

For second, I was confused as hell by the song, but in like, a minute, I'm like, "Oh yeah.... that makes sense. The slayers gonna get absolutely traumatized."

Although, imagining that makes me think other things...

This song sounds like Hantengu's blood demon art. Like I picture this playing once he gets decapitated and the clones start forming, Hantengu's bones and flesh mutating into sentient bodies, each one stronger than the last and the slayers are just watching it happen like "...oh fuck."

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How would the clones be more like if they found out they're with a single mother? Because I still apply nature's rule of the animals that kill any child of a woman if they want her on the demons in general, but would they do it or pretend to be decent to win her more over? Or hell, maybe not even come near one with how Hantengu avoided any fathering responsibilities.

And now we'll have Toyotama-hime's opinions on the uppermoons!

Kokushibo:

She basically loves and adores him like any normal girl would with her father, but she also ignores some of his rules about her "not needing to fight" and literally became a martial artist threat to everyone breathing on Earth.

Douma:

She's on the middle ground with him, liking and hating his presence. She has even broken his jaw every time he called her muteness "adorable" because it's actually not fun to not have a voice and be seen as the "perfect victim" because she can't scream for help.

Akaza:

She loves him like he's her second brother, but also doesn't like how he only spars with Hirakugo and not with her. He's also on the firsts to know if she ever makes any small improvement in her passions or likes.

Hantengu:

She just pities him and tries to calm him down in every meeting that's held up, and she's in. She's confused on why he's always so cowardly, but Hantengu (and his lying and conceiving ass) starts to act even more cowardly every meeting to have her attention on him. (greedy attention and comfort whore)

Gyokko:

She likes his art skills and how he also uses his victims for art. She even painted some of his vases with his permission, and they often share ideas on how to become more brutal to reveal the rawness of their victims in art.

Gyutaro and Daki:

She also finds good presence with them, and her and Daki are quite close friends. She, too, as Hirakugo, sees the two of them in Gyutaro and Daki. Daki and her even often times share their kills of people at the end of the night! Hell, the two are even the first to know that Hime makes jewelry from her victims' bones!!

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Jesus, with that, only an idea of a siren getting high on something and having sex with something so ugly to give birth to Gyokko. She probably left him out cause he was too ugly for her.

@hantengudelulu @fallstreakfeathers @virtuousweakling: If there were other supernatural creatures in the KNY world, that demons could kill and eat (for example: werewolves, sirens, mermaids and a thousand other fantasy creatures), would their blood be more "interesting" than humans due to not being fully human blood? Like, could it be similar to a marechi type of taste? Don't know how that popped up in my head.

antiques collector!fem reader buys an antique necklace without realizing an entity is attached to it.

this entity has always believed in divine femininity; back in his time, women were worshipped, their very existence revered as sacred. after all, they held the portal between worlds, capable of bringing life into existence. he has been around long enough to witness the rise of patriarchy. but he still cannot fathom how the world could turn against women; stripping them of the reverence they once commanded.

should i work on extending this? :]

No problem!!

@hantengudelulu @fallstreakfeathers @virtuousweakling: If there were other supernatural creatures in the KNY world, that demons could kill and eat (for example: werewolves, sirens, mermaids and a thousand other fantasy creatures), would their blood be more "interesting" than humans due to not being fully human blood? Like, could it be similar to a marechi type of taste? Don't know how that popped up in my head.