Brilliant! It's Even Funnier Because "Magnus" Was A Sarcastic Cognomen Used By Pompey's Elders To Demean

Diogenes the Cynic circa ?BC

BEHOLD, A MAN! *slams a raw chicken on the ground like a football*

This is just amazing! One of my all time faves;

we’ll meet again

a ww2 au santiago ‘pope’ garcia x reader x frankie ‘catfish’ morales fic~

rating: m for smut; threesomes, some war violence

word count: 3.5k

summary: You’re in a relationship w/ Santi and Frankie and they both are drafted for the war; you anxiously await their return home.

a/n: ive been wanting to do a santi x reader x frankie fic for a while now, but i wanted to do something different w/ mine! just wasn’t sure how! until i got this ww2 idea~ so i hope you enjoy and feedback is always appreciated

thank you @huliabitch​ for this aesthetic!!!!!

xx

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HAPPY STAR WARS DAY NERDS!!!!! Here have some semi medium okay decent Poe Dameron smut in celebration!!! This is unedited because if I have to go back and read it I guarantee you it will not get posted because I am Insecure™ and the smut I have posted before was barely smut and this is a little more. It’s not super long, so I hope it doesn’t feel too rushed or anything. I hope everyone enjoys it! Also I am but a simple woman who has not had sex and the idea of a blow job kind of grosses me out, so that particular scene in this is real short, I hope that doesn’t disappoint anyone. Gods below, I’m gonna be known for having the longest author’s notes ever, aren’t I?

Pairing: Poe Dameron x reader

Fandom: Star Wars

Words: 1633

Rating: Explicit (18+ ONLY)

Warnings: oral (m and f receiving), unprotected sex (be safe my dudes), teasing? (is that something I should mention? idk what I’m doing guys)

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Sooo, the other day I made a post about how much I'm in love with Lore Olympus then noticed that I misspelled something; so I edited it and when it said that the edited version was posted, I deleted what I thought was the original only to find out that it was still the same post😅😅😅.... So here's a shorter version of that post (since I can't remember what I originally said):

Sooo, Lore Olympus is my new favorite thing ever! I love Greek mythology, mythology in general is one of my favorite things but Greek mythology (well, technically it would be Greco-Roman mythology but I prefer the Greek versions) is probably my favorite, so Lore Olympus becoming a new obsession was pretty much a no-brainer. Hades and Persephone are so pure!! Zeus is every bit as much of an ass as he always is; Hera is Queen; dude-bro Poseidon is great; Artemis is great; Hecate is bestie; Eros is the best; Hermes is also the best; Cerberus is best dog... okay, I'll end my rambling there but seriously Lore Olympus is amazing!

The Child trying to sneak a glance under Din’s helmet THE MANDALORIAN | 2.04

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👇🏼The caption & Pedro(@pascalispunk) response👇🏼

🚨UPDATE🚨

🚨UPDATE Pt. 2🚨

🚨Update pt. 3 // Via Pedro Insta (@pascalispunk)🚨

Koda, signing: Hi my name is Koda with a B, and I've been afraid of bugs my whole life

Aizawa: Stop, where's the B?

Koda: ᴛʜᴇʀᴇs ᴀ ʙᴇᴇ?

Hey y'all,

I'm willing to beta-read fanfics and original works. So, if you're interested message me here on Tumblr, on AO3 @animekitkat24601 or on Fanfiction.net @Maplesong of TreeClan.

Incorrect The Mandalorian Quotes

Loki: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE

Stephen: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially

Loki, desperately, as Stephen bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Stephen: Oh! B positive.

Loki: DON'T TRY TO CHEER ME UP, JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

Stephen: