"#THEY LOOK LIKE HIGH PAID PROSTITUTES" IM D Y I N G LMFAOAOSISISJ 50 Shades Of What The Fuck Coming

Calum + Guitar

Me @ school

- only grunge posts -

If someone has a voodoo doll of me and keeps forcing it to make poor life decisions, please stop

5SOS on the band snapchat (wearefivesos) - April 20, 2016

Cleaned up one of my love square doodles.

F if this ain’t me :(

fewer bisexuals who are suave and seductive

more bisexuals who are incredibly awkward around their same-sex crushes b/c they were never taught how to flirt in gay

bad puns and dramatic posing runs in the family

my parents: “if you ever have a problem, don’t hesitate to talk to us about it.”

also my parents: “WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A WHINY ASS BITCH ABOUT IT? DEPRESSION IS NOT REAL. IT’S JUST A PHASE”

me: “but, you just said–”

"YOU TEENAGERS ARE SO DRAMATIC ABOUT A SMALL PROBLEM”

me: