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Wilbur Soot Situation

So, with all that’s going on with Wilbur and the apology today and everyone not wanting to associate with him, I’d like to say some things.

Wilbur has been a huge comfort for me for the past 3-4 years, and I have a hard time letting go of things. So while I won’t be as willing to write for CC!Wilbur, I’d still be willing to write for C!Wilbur, or any other AU that isn’t CC!, as I will consider them separate characters

I am torn by the news, and I was really hoping that Wilbur wasn’t actually Shubbles abuser, but with his ‘apology’, I’d like to no longer associate with CC!Wilbur until he is willing to actually accept the consequences and apologize properly.

I know I haven’t been writing for long, and I know I haven’t actually written for Wilbur yet, but if you would like to request for him, it can’t be CC!Wilbur.

no rizz. just big bambi eyes and many unsettling things to say.

The Black Phone Incorrect Quotes

Finney: flapping my hands isn’t enough I need to scream

Vance: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

Robin: No, this is not a mess. You know what I consider a mess? Finney: Your life? Robin: I- well yes, but-

Bruce: You might not know this, Finney, but I am a flawed person. Finney: I do know that.

Griffin: You need a hobby. Robin: I have a hobby! Griffin: Fawning over Finney isn’t a hobby.

Bruce: What are your three best qualities? Robin: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

Griffin: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Bruce: Those are Pokemon cards. Griffin: You got a magikarp. Bruce: … Griffin: It means 'fuck you'.

Vance: shatters a window and climbs through it Vance: turns around and helps Finney through it Breaking and entering is wrong Finney. Finney: Okay.

Robin: I am convinced Griffin and Billy share a brain cell. Finney: And it's not in use very often, it seems.

Griffin: Did you bring Vance? Bruce, gesturing to Finney: No, but I brought the next best thing. Griffin: Finney? The next best thing would be Robin. Finney: I would be offended, but Robin is freakishly strong.

Vance: I fell— Bruce: From heaven? Vance: No, I literally fell— Bruce: In love with me the moment you saw me? Vance: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Bruce: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

Robin: I told Vance that their ears turn red when they lie. Bruce: Do they? Robin: No. Bruce: Then why did you tell them that? Robin: Because I can do this. Robin: Hey Vance! Do you love us? Vance, with their hands over their ears: No.

Finney: I know what you're up to. Robin: Really? Because I barely know.

Finney: When I first got my autism diagnosis, my first thought was “woah… it’s canon” and I think that maybe thoughts like that is why Bruce made me get tested.

Billy, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

Finney: It's locked. You got a lock pick? Bruce: Yeah- Robin: kicks in the door

incorrect MCYT quotes!!

Phil: Why are you always trying to aggravate me?  Tommy: To relax.

Techno: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Y/n: You and me! Techno: tearing up Ok.

Tommy: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? Tommy: A stab wound.

Y/n: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise. Phil: What's the surprise? Techno: Blood poisoning.

Tommy, to Phil: I mean, I get complimented all the time- Y/n: starts cackling Tommy: I do! Y/n: laughs harder

Techno: I have a bad feeling about this, guys. Phil: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine. Y/n: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen? Techno, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

Y/n: Are you busy? Techno: Yes. Y/n: Cool, listen to this…

Y/n: Family bonding should be 50/50. Phil cooks us dinner while I sit on the kitchen counter playing Mario Kart.

Tommy: Phil, Y/n keeps bullying me at school. Phil: Ask your teacher for help. The next day… Tommy, to their teacher: Will you help me beat up Y/n?

Techno: Phil, I am nothing if not a man of principle. Techno: Now let’s break into this apartment.

Tommy: Today, Y/n said a swear word, so Techno said that he was going to wash Y/n's mouth out with soap. Y/n replied, “It’s okay, I like the taste of soap”. Turns out, they’ve been putting soap on their lips to blow bubbles.

Tommy: School sucks. Phil: I know, but you have to do it so you can get a job. Tommy: What are jobs like? Phil: They suck.

Y/n: accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water Phil: Y/n, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know. Y/n: I'm not crying? Phil, hugging Y/n's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Techno is here too and he loves you with his whole heart.

Tommy: Can I get a waffle? Wilbur and Y/n: fighting and yelling at each other Tommy: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?

Y/n, learning how to drive: What happens if I press the gas and the brake at the same time? Tommy: The car takes a screenshot. Wilbur: Please pull over. I’m driving now.

How Others Post You and Tommy

Tubbo

“Can’t believe they fell asleep during our movie night :(“

Jack

“I made them do karaoke >:)”

Philza

“Why do I let these two drink?”

Kristen

“I took them to an animal shelter and she said the cat looked like Tommy 😁”

Ranboo

“When the girl he likes comes up and talks to him ;)”

Aimsey

“They can never keep their hands off each other!”

Charlie

“Just got done filming a Sorry vid! Will post soon! Probably”

Insta posts with Bench Trio

Tommy

Tubbo

Ranboo

hey i'm free later if you wanna go insane together or something

not reading fic, not writing fic, but a third, secret thing

(scrolling tumblr while thinking about fics I want to be reading and writing)

Hannigram with a silent s/o

Hannibal and Will first met you at a crime scene after you scared them. You were there to photograph evidence, and you ended up accidentally sneaking up on them.

Will almost had a heart attack when you tapped on his shoulder.

Hannibal kept his eye on you as you worked, noticing how silent you were even when talking.

Will was impressed, usually no one can sneak up on him easily, so when you did he was surprised.

Eventually Will worked up the courage to talk to you. With Hannibal by his side of course.

You were extremely polite, offering to show them some pictures you took when they asked about your job.

Hannibal offered dinner at his place, and you accepted.

Hannibal made sure not to use a lot of human meat when preparing your dish, but used some in his and Wills.

You showed up in one of your best outfits, an expensive bottle of wine in your hands.

Hannibal let you in while Will set the table.

You walked behind Hannibal, silent as ever as you looked around slightly.

Safe to say, Will was surprised when you walked into the dining room.

Will set the table, smiling at you slightly when he set your plate down in front of you.

You were quiet throughout dinner, only speaking when spoken too and keeping your answers short and simple, but informative.

Eventually the dinner came to an end and you had to go home.

After that, you kept coming over for dinner, each and every time Hannibal invited you, you accepted.

After the 10th or 11th dinner Will and Hannibal asked you to be theirs, and you accepted shyly.

about a month after dating you moved in by Will’s request.

They noticed that you loved exploring the house, and so they never stopped you when you did, but you always managed to sneak up on them.

Eventually, Will ordered little bells to sew onto your clothes to help keep track of you.

You still manage to sneak up on them sometimes when you find a piece of clothing that doesn’t have a bell on it.

They love you, but hate how silent you can be.