Same Colour Hair As Well.

Your female bestie, housemate ( and unrequited love AND hopefully secret crush ) has a problem with the stairs EVERY time she gets home as it's getting daylight, and EVERY time she shouts out until you've been woken up, struggled to get her uncooperative body upstairs and dumped on her bed, and never any word of thanks. Whilst you've been in YOUR bed all night thinking about her..😞😮‍💨 🥴 But, 🥵😳🥵😳🥵 you don't complain 😁

🥵... (F🌡️🤬KING BITCH) NNNNNNGHHHH 💧🤏

😞

🥴... female besties. Who'd have known I'd have so many. Who'd have thought I'd have so many regrets

But I cope.... 😁💪😉

🙄💭I think I can see some left on the top shelf, but might be a bit too high for me....🙂 " OH, YES I DO ACTUALLY NEED HELP, THAT'S VERY KIND FOR YOU TO OFFER... yes I can't really reach the top... "

.... five minutes later ....

🥵😵‍💫🍑👅👀🐩 " ... How about the next one along? Hmmm not sure, what about the nnnNN(🫢😬GHH💦....🤤....😶😖😞)ext one err, Yes I'm fine, sorry I've just realised I didn't bring my card... bye.. " 😩

Walmart employee

Yes, I agree. That's the order I think they'd kick me in my balls. Only because the left skanky little shit is already facing the right way, but once they've took a kick each and are BOTH facing the right way ... well 😱 it could easily be left and right TOGETHER

😏... nn ...

NN 💦 GHhhhh

... haaaa 🫠 ... 😶 ... nn ... NN 😳 💧 GH (💪) ... 🤤

Better late than never... Anyway I have the excuse of not knowing you AND I only just saw your post AND I'm sending best wishes straight away 😁 So...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR... err🤔 BEAUTIFUL 🫵😁😉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU

Hip Hip HOORAY🥳 Hip Hip HOORAY

For She's a jolly good lady... 🤐

You get the message 😉 Hope you DID HAVE A GOOD DAY and look after yourself XX

Hiding me as if I'm nothing to lose

Not a single post on my birthday

guess to you it's just another

Tuesday

Call me yours, or don't bother calling at all

(yay all the Pisces, boo turning one year older)

🤔💭 hmmm 1 🥵, 2🥵, 3🥵, 4🥵, or (🥴), 5🥵 ?

Pick one for what though? Laugh at me? (🥴) Kick me in my... (🍒🤏😱)? Be my key holder? (😏...)

Anyway, I think I'll pick n....nn..NN(🥴)NNN NNNN NNNNNNNGHHHH (💧🤏) ..... 🤤

Do you have a favorite?

She's just noticed that the same place she noticed a bit of a bump on the front of your pants, is now a bit of a damp patch...

Amanda Holden

ON YOUR KNEES. NOW WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF? THINK VERY CAREFULLY !!!

..... sorry

WHAT ?

MISTRESS I'M SORRY MY MISTRESS

.....( She's got that look of danger you have to obey )

Looks like a case of not being careful on whether to make sure no one can walk in on you and catch you in the middle of a very compromising activity that'll be impossible to explain away as anything else but..

🥵🍆⬆️👌😵‍💫NNNN(😱!!)💦NGHHHH...🤤😖😞😭

BOTH of you know what your limitations are ......

BOTH of you know what your experienced in .....

BOTH of you know what your tongue's duty is ..

BUT ... only SHE knows WHOSE 💦 it is ..............

🥴👅🛐🤤