so. i never expected that i'd have to make a post like this, but here we are! :D
soooo.. this morning i woke up and checked my strawpage as i usually do because i work from home and my schedule is hellishly terrible, and i find some cute little doodles [that i will be posting later] and woah! what's this! my first 'kys'! wait a minute...... i recognize that name!! so i totally FREAKED OUT because like.. is this real??? i was shaking [more in the shocked and confused way rather than the upset way but still..] i want to believe that it's simply a troll impersonating another am selfshipper but i don't have any evidence leaning in either direction so i'll simply address both possibilities.
as i've said, i don't want to believe this option is true because i like seeing the best in people and i wouldn't want to assume the worst of someone i don't know, BUT i have to admit that there is a large possibility that this gimmick came from 'ams-puppy', a double that my friends have mentioned to me before and i've seen a few times myself.
i pride myself in being kind, even on the internet where i could get away with being mean under the veil of anonymity so i'm very sad that my mere existence offended you enough for you to go as far as telling me to end my life.
it should be obvious to anyone with the maturity past a ten year old that this behavior is unacceptable and childish.
i know am is mean and all but that doesn't give you an excuse to be a bad person, if anything it should encourage you to be kinder like it has for me.
why??????????? like, genuinely, what do you gain from this? though i respect the craving for chaos, trying to stir up fake drama is pathetic. and why in this community of all things? it's just foolish.
i suggest you take a moment to think about your actions and reevaluate what you do with your time. go outside. have fun. talk to friends. there are better things for you to do out there.
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I FORGOT TO MENTION THAT I WAS LITERALLY TAKING THE MBTI TEST FOR AM WHEN I SAW THAT
guh
ted loaf.
guhjhjhhhhhhhhh im still on my break i sweaarr....
Ooowww I cut my lip I sure hope a hot vampire doesn’t come kiss me I mean kiss me I mean kill me
HII MOOTIE SO UMM. i'm planning on doing smth similar to your vam cubby with my main f/o osmosis jones, and i wanted to know how you made the little paper thingies hang
that is all ty :3 sorry this wasn't vam related 😭🙏
HI MOOTIE! its completely fine that its not vam related, im happy to help!
the method i used for making the little hangers is pretty simple,
make the little hanger fellas!
get some sort of string [i used bracelet elastic since it's what i had but anything works tbh]
tape or glue the edge of the string to the paper in the direction you want it to hang from [for mine i did the top of the drawing with the string coming about 1/3 down the back of the paper.]
get paperclips and bend them so that the inner.. clip,.. part [idk paperclip anatomy..] is at a 90 degree angle with the larger part sitting flat so it looks like a coat hanger!
tie the top of the string around the smaller protruding part of the paperclip! [depending on the type of string you use you might want to double tie it, mine wanted to slip out.]
tape the larger flat part of the paperclip to where you want it to hang from!
[optional] attach something to the back of the paper to weigh it down so it wont hang weird! personally i used poster putty on the back of mine but you could probably just tape another paperclip to the back :D
enjoy!!! p.s. osmosis jones is SO real of you and you draw him so cute!
two guys supposed to kill eachother too busy having sex. They are still trying to kill eachother.
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