If I Haven’t Given More New Is That I’m Still At The Cheese Factory Getting Fatter And Appreciating

If I haven’t given more new is that I’m still at the cheese factory getting fatter and appreciating the abundance of food and no one trying to end my life.

I think I should retire here.

But I know I need to go back to find more mouses that would love this place.

It’s the right thing to do, but at the same time I want to stay here.

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2 months ago

The Mayor, usually: JAAAAACK! THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE! HALLOWEEN IS (X) AMOUNT OF DAYS AWAY, WE'VE GOT TO PLAN AND GET PREPARED! DROP EVERYTHING YOU'RE DOING!

The Mayor when the Town is in ruins and Jack's in the middle of saving it:

The Mayor, Usually: JAAAAACK! THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE! HALLOWEEN IS (X) AMOUNT OF DAYS AWAY, WE'VE GOT
The Mayor, Usually: JAAAAACK! THERE'S NO TIME TO WASTE! HALLOWEEN IS (X) AMOUNT OF DAYS AWAY, WE'VE GOT
2 months ago

One part of me wants that my hyperfixations get popular n all

The other feels inexplicable rage when I see someone talk about it when they don't know every single thing about it. How DARE you use Masochism Tango without knowing that it was made by TOM LEHRER the man that CREATED JELLO SHOTS . How dare you use a frame of the Ludovico treatment without knowing that it made Malcom McDowell temporarily blind and can't name a Kubrick movie that isn't The Shining

3 weeks ago
The Sparks Bros.

The Sparks Bros.

2 weeks ago

i love it so so much when the sparks fandom refers to ron dressed up as a girl as "heidi" like yeah. that IS a woman named heidi and she IS beautiful

1 month ago
Mousehunt (1997)

Mousehunt (1997)

1 week ago

i like to imagine that Ron sits in front of an industrial sized fan every morning as part of his hair routine :) <3

like so:

I Like To Imagine That Ron Sits In Front Of An Industrial Sized Fan Every Morning As Part Of His Hair
1 month ago

the scene in mouse hunt where the mouse is going to bed in his little tuna can or whatever and he looks at the poster on his wall, the little hawaii postcard he put up and is like falling asleep dreaming of hawaii, and then the fucking nail gun comes and ruins his house???? thats the most fucked up scene in all of cinema it’s so fucking evil and cruel,   i mean this so genuinely

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