“ask This Of Your Microwave, Miscreant.”

Altered Carbon  |  2x01 - “Phantom Lady”

See, friends are overrated, ‘cause eventually someone will come along and shoot ‘em in the stack. You’re better off alone. Altered Carbon (2018-) 

Time is the greatest of all warriors. What it doesn’t destroy, it alters beyond recognition. Time tears down everything. We brace our backs against the void, desperate to hold on to the past. To our ghosts. To ourselves.

Altered Carbon  |  2x01 - “Phantom Lady”

the only acceptable love triangle

SWEET LORD I FINISHED IT!

MUTANT HOROSCOPES FOR EVERYONE!

The iconic, toxic duo we all needed. 

Tak and Rei

Banana Smoothie (vegan)

I accidentally made this and I thought it would be disgusting but it’s delicious 

2 bananas 

7?? ice cubes

1/2 cup almond milk

1/4 cup soy milk

1 tbsp granulated stevia (or sugar, I just prefer stevia. Add more/less to suit you) 

1 tsp vanilla extract (optional. I’ve never made it with vanilla extract so don’t blame me if its trash.)

To make:

Throw it all into a blender while singing Fireflies by Owl City at the top of your lungs. 

Blend until it looks like a smoothie then pour it into a cute glass or just drink it straight from the blender. Just make sure the blender is off. 

After you drink it to do something you like or just sit on the floor and stare at the wall. 

Enjoy <3

Altered Carbon  |  2x02 - “Payment Deferred”

“Mom said grudges are stupid. She said you had to let them go or else it would kill your soul. What do you think? I think your mom doesn’t know what the fuck she’s talking about.”