When Your Love Is Asleep But You Need Cuddles.

Animal Gaits for Animators by Stephen Cunnane

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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

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This Is Halloween - Panic! At The Disco

Just a little encouragement to help everyone get through the day! Stay cool, and remember, no matter what you ship, it’s awesome!

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Why William Afton/Purple Guy Cannot be Eggs Benedict/Controlled by Ennard

Among the FNAF fandom, I’ve been seeing a lot of people theorize that the player character, Eggs Benedict, is actually William Afton, and, by extension, the Purple Guy, mostly because of a quote during the Fake Ending that most likely refers to Afton’s daughter:

“Isn’t this why you came? To be with her again?”

However, there is an overwhelming amount of evidence suggesting that the player character is NOT William Afton, nor is he the Purple Guy, which I will list here. Note that I will be assuming that the Mr. Afton mentioned in the games is the Purple Guy due info from the technically noncanonical novel, however, most of this theory still stands up even if they are different people.

1. Baby Doesn’t Recognize You

On Night 2, after the power goes out, the very first thing that Baby says to the player is: “I don’t recognize you.” If the player really was Afton, wouldn’t Baby have recognized him? Additionally, no other character seems to show signs of recognition either.

2. Eggs Benedict Isn’t Qualified to Work with the Animatronics

On Night 3, HandUnit tells you that you “may or may not be skilled enough” to do maintenance on the animatronics, and it’s obvious that Eggs Benedict doesn’t know how to work with the animatronics until given instructions. William Afton would have known how to work with the animatronics by heart, as he’s the one who designed them.

3. The Player Can Die to the Animatronics

This one may not make sense at first, but just hear me out. Obviously, if an animatronic catches you, you die. How is this proof that you aren’t Afton or Purple Guy? Well, what does the Purple Guy do every time he encounters an animatronic? Does he die? No. He dismantles them. And if Afton isn’t actually Purple Guy, then wouldn’t he still have a way to disable the animatronics that he created?

4. Purple Guy Dies When Crushed by the Spring Bonnie Suit

Again, this may not seem like proof at first, but it’ll make sense once you hear it. This one is less about you not being Afton and more about Purple Guy not having been scooped out and replaced with Ennard. It’s quite simple, really. Besides the fact that Purple Guy bleeds a lot when crushed by his suit, which he wouldn’t have been able to do if he had been scooped out, there’s also the fact that if Ennard had been inside him, he wouldn’t have been crushed. Ennard is an endoskeleton, and endoskeletons are wearing suits like that all the time. They are quite literally designed to wear the suit without getting crushed. And if Purple Guy isn’t actually Ennard, it means that he’s not the player either, as Eggs gets replaced by Ennard in the Real Ending.

5. Afton Wouldn’t Have Needed to Work as a Technician

Think about it. If Afton really wanted to see his daughter again, would he really need to take a risky, low-paying job at the place that he owns to see the animatronics that he created? I don’t think so.

So Then What Is with That Quote?

It is interesting to note that Ennard believes you came to see Afton’s daughter again. Perhaps Eggs really did want to be with her like Ennard says. However, that doesn’t necessarily make you Mr. Afton. I doubt that he’s the only person who would care about the girl. Maybe you’re a sibling, or a friend. You don’t have to be her dad to want to see her again. Or perhaps Ennard only believes that you’re Afton because only Afton would’ve had access to the Private Room. Either way, it really doesn’t prove that you are playing as Afton, only that you have some connection to Afton’s daughter.

If you have any criticisms of this theory, or if there’s anything that I missed, feel free to tell me.

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SPREAD COOKIES, NOT HATE!!  

So sayeth Tikki.  All hail the tiny ladybug goddess.  <3

Shut down so you can restart.

Clear off your bed and change your sheets if you need to. Change into comfortable pajamas. Shut down all your devices/plug them in to charge. Drink tea, or warm milk, or drink a glass of water, then do your night skincare routine if you have one. Brush your teeth. Put on deodorant. Go to the washroom. Put a glass of water by the bed. Go to bed sometime before 10 PM. Don’t look at any devices. Don’t get back up. Listen to music, or a calming podcast, if you’re having trouble falling asleep. Set an alarm for 10 AM.

Restart and open up a new tab.

Do some yoga or light physical exercise. Go for a walk. Go for a run if that’s what you feel like. 

Replace the battery.

Eat breakfast. Try to get some protein; avoid sugars and simple carbs. Eggs, brown bread and coffee are a good start. For quick iced coffee, brew strong, dark, hot coffee and fill a cup completely with ice. Pour the hot coffee into the cup full of ice. Eat without reading or watching anything. Once you’re done, immediately wash all dishes and wipe down the countertops.

Clean the hardware.

Get up sometime before 10 AM or at 10 AM. Pick out a nice outfit, something that’s comfortable, clean and that you think looks good. Go to the washroom. Gather all your shower supplies, any soaps or anything. Get in the shower. Wash your body. Shave, if that’s your thing. Wash your hair. Condition. Turn the shower off. Moisturize. Get out of the shower and dry off. Dry your hair or towel it off. Do your skincare. Put on deodorant. Put on your clothes. 

Empty the recycle bin.

Empty out your trash or recycling bin. Go through your pens, your pencils, stuff you have around your room, even your clothes. Throw anything out that you don’t have or don’t need or that doesn’t fit you.

Clear off your desktop.

Put your desk/work area in order. Put your pens in jars, your markers and pencils in other jars. Sort your papers. Clear any clutter away. Put anything that doesn’t belong on your desk away. 

Uninstall programs you don’t need.

Sit down at your desk. Make a list of things you’ve been doing recently, habits you’ve picked up. Write down a rough approximating of the times you’ve been waking up and going to sleep. Write down the media you’ve been consuming. Take a guess at your hours of screen time per day. Circle everything you don’t want to keep doing. Write it down in a list.  Empty out your school bag. Sort out whatever’s inside. Make a list of everything you’re gonna need. Check off things you have. Plan out how to get things you don’t.

Install updates.

Write down your ideal sleep schedule. Write down habits you want to get into. Write down recipes you want to try. Make a list of things you want to implement.

Defragment your disk. 

No, really, defragment your disk. Literally. Delete all temp files. Digitally declutter your devices. Clear out your camera roll, your Google Drive, your literal desktop. Repeat all the steps above- but literally. 

Close any open tabs.

Clean up any small, nagging tasks. Sweep the floor, feed the cat, wipe down the kitchen counter. 

Plan your next weeks out.