Imagine?! This Would Be Funny Tho

Love the beef between Tyler and Xavier. The preexisting beef cuz Xavier is a rich brat from Nevermore with the famous daddy and pretentious hipster bullshit and Tyler is the ignorant townie with a chip on his shoulder who thinks punching is a reasonable way to deal with your feelings. and like this relationship post Wednesday. Not in a “fighting over her” way but in a “bitching about the other one and she’s just watching vaguely amused and definitely judging both of them” way.

Xavier: *drinking water, minding his business*

Tyler: That guy just bugs me. I mean, who does he think he is? Rich ass daddy’s boy.

Wednesday looking at him not saying a word like: I’m literally a rich ass daddy’s girl

Tyler: Yeah but on you it’s charming. On him it just makes his face extremely punchable. 

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Tyler "the jumper"/Wednesday "the bystander who stole the cop's megaphone as he was trying (and failing) to talk Tyler down from suicide" meetcute

Wednesday📢: This is pathetic!

Tyler: What the fuck?!

Wednesday: You're going to kill yourself and the best you could come up with is jumping off a building!

Tyler: Who are you?!

Wednesday: I can't believe you're committing to dying a complete cliche!

Tyler: ...

...

That's the first smart thing anyone has said in 2 hours!

Wednesday: You've been standing there for 2 hours?! Either jump or get down already!

Tyler: the sad thing is i can't tell if you're some rando or if this is an actual attempt by the cops to talk me down!

Wednesday: Don't you ever compare me to a cop again! I'll push you myself!

Tyler: Don't threaten me with a good time!

*cop tries to snatch megaphone back scuffle. Wednesday emerging victorious*

Wednesday: Now then! Where were we?!oh right! You're pathetic for this wasted display! No creativity! No passion! You aren't even jumping! It's just falling! Gravity does all the work!

Tyler: I'll have you know I'm an actual artist!

Wednesday: So far, I'm not impressed!

Tyler: You know, this is astoundingly callous! And mean!

...

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Marry me?!

Wednesday: ...

...

Why on earth would I marry you?!

Tyler: ...

I'll give you a massage every day!

Wednesday: That barely upgrades you from uncreative hack to almost worth a coffee date! I'm looking for something about you that's worth marriage!

Tyler: Literally every woman I know would have killed for that!

Wednesday: I'm not convinced you know any women!

Tyler: ...

I know a woman!

Wednesday: Mothers don't count!

Tyler: Jokes on you! I never knew my mom!

Wednesday: You're dealing with that pretty well!

Tyler: ...

That's really fucked up!

Wednesday: I'm still waiting for a reason to marry you!

Tyler: Fine!

I'm not terrible to look at!

Wednesday: Debatable!

Tyler: I would literally sooner dismember myself than cheat on you! And I have an ex's testimony to prove it!

Wednesday: Why wait?! Chop off your hand and bleed out right now! It's a bit rushed, but it'll be better than jumping!

Tyler: With what?! I don't exactly carry around a butcher's knife with me everywhere I go!

Wednesday: Your lack of preparation skills say little about your ability to be an adequate husband!

Tyler: Ok, yknow what?! If you marry me, you'll have saved an actual life! You'd be a hero!

Wednesday: We have downgraded to giving you a fake number!

Tyler: Man, fuck you! You sadistic little-!

Wednesday: We have upgraded to one night stand!

Tyler: Is this a joke to you?!

Wednesday: Yes, but I kinda want to see where this goes now!

*Wednesday is tased and the megaphone is taken away from her. Nobody liked that*

*They have coffee a week later*

#fav scene of twisted hate.

I’m actually here for Tyler. I told you he was bad news. Twice. But who I speak to is my business.

WEDNESDAY | 1x03 “Friend or Woe”

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Wyler Reincarnation AU ANGST

So I was telling Sparky on the Wyler server an Angsty AU to evermore that was floating in my head:

Wednesday is the reincarnation of Goody Addams and while she doesn't have all of Goody's memories or even powers, she is much more aware of things and remembers most of Goody's life in Jericho. She didn't want to go to nevermore because she doesn't want to confront the metaphorical ghosts there and compare the life Goody had there with what is there now. Nine schools later, her parents are forcing the issue. this time Pugsley goes to nevermore with her as well mid-semester so she isn't just navigating her own entry but also Pugsley's as well. everything is torturous and she has already made two escape attempts only to be caught by various teachers. The Blood Moon isn't scheduled to happen until American Thanksgiving so Wednesday doesn't worry about risking resurrecting Crackstone since she'll be back in NJ with her fam.

It's not until she has her second session with kinbott that she just up and leaves early. She goes to the weathervane and she appears in front of the broken espresso machine but this time she is just as stunned by the person on the other side as Tyler.

Because Tyler looks just like her dead hyde husband, Grey Addams, back in Jericho in 1665.

She muddles through the interaction and they have a chemistry but Tyler definitely doesn't remember anything and she thinks this is a fluke. It was strange enough for her to grow up into a body just like her old one (save for darker hair). She rationalizes that it's improbable that Tyler is the reincarnate of her husband (she checks thoroughly.....). Tyler actually does dream of being Grey Addams but he doesn't remember his dreams at all (until it's too late). Wednesday may not completely be a new girl learning to socialize but Tyler is definitely not the small-town boy that she worries she is using as a replacement for Grey

When Wednesday she meets the hyde in the forest, she is lost. She knows the torture and pain it takes for a hyde to awaken. In Goody's life, it was the loss of their first child that awakened Grey. She tries to see if Tyler is the hyde but something he says throws her off and she starts to look more closely at nevermore. That's when she finds out that hydes were banned 30+ years earlier along with other kinds of outcasts and she is furious.

Tyler is dark here, very much thinks he's playing her (and is actively manipulating her throughout) but is slowly getting frustrated when he realizes she has had a previous relationship and it was serious. At some point, he wonders if she was sent to nevermore because of some Romeo and Juliet situation. After Tyler and Wednesday start officially dating but Wednesday is still hunting the hyde and the master, they have a date where for some unfathomable reason where Tyler asks who her ex was. Wednesday stares at Tyler for a moment and she says "Their name was Grey" Tyler asks if he was an outcast and Wednesday says "He was a Hyde…. they're a kind of shapeshifter like werewolves but no ties to the lunar cycle."

Tyler's blood runs cold.

This is the first time they ever brought up Hydes and it's only later that she brings Nathaniel Faulkner's diary to show Tyler what Hydes are. Tyler doesn't even know what to do when he realizes she has to know what the "bear" in the woods has been the whole time. He realizes even later she has already eliminated him from the list of suspects but the fact she is looking terrifies him.

It's not until Tyler has betrayed Wednesday, kidnapping her the day of the blood moon to sacrifice her that he suddenly can access Grey's memories; previously his Hyde was the part of him that remembered Grey much to his confusion.

Tyler is grieving and angsting throughout because there are so many spectres in his life and it only hurts more when he finally remembers being Grey that he realizes he just sentenced his soulmate to death and helped resurrect the man who killed him in his first life. Crackstone tries to kill Tyler by drowning him after he stabs Wednesday and leaves her bleeding out on the floor of the crypt. They are both rescued by the Nightshades that Wednesday had turned into active informants rather than a teen hangout group.

Wednesday and Tyler defeat Crackstone together but they are still broken. Tyler refuses to be separated from Wednesday after everything but Wednesday is really badly wounded and can't offer any absolution as she slips into a coma.

Also, Garret/Laurel's Dad Ansel is still alive in this AU.

there are quite a few hotchniss episodes that prove my theory of them being soulmates but my favorite will always be 3x02 because that’s the one episode where everything Shifted between them: emily preferred to literally resign from her dream job rather than become strauss’ birdie and snitch on hotch (this despite hotch being a bit awful to her since her joining the team) and hotch 1. realized he had always been wrong about this little smartass charming brat, 2. had the worst fight with his wife, 3. right after, went straight to emily’s to convince her to join him for one more case, 4. said ‘I WANT YOU ON THAT PLANE WITH ME’ to emily, 5. most likely flew commercial with her bouncing off ideas re the case and strauss’ trashy strategy to get rid of both of them, 6. defended her and her idea to get into david smith’s house and 7. swore that her return to the bau would stay official even if his wouldn’t be. AND THEN, we see parallel shots of them at their respective house/apartment looking off into the distance, satisfied about being back but sad about their ill perceived loneliness.

in this other essay i will-

just browsing wyler fanarts... ctto: tum.draws on ig

I'm not sure but I just realized...maybe...

-Since Wednesday’s visions were based off of her personality spectrum, she still had a little doubt about Tyler, (we all know she’s a skeptical person) but not in a way that she’s suspicious he’s a bad person (or maybe our girl really was doubting hard that's why she saw it idk) That’s why she saw it in her vision, but still taken-aback by what she saw. (refers to the kiss at Weathervane, him being the Hyde)  

(It’s a wonder why Wednesday didn’t have any bad visions about Tyler on the first episodes, probably because she trusted him, until she had a little suspicion or reassessment about him, since she was thinking of giving their relationship or him a chance to be more than friends.)

hear the lines? when Tyler said about Xavier "pretty nuts, like he always seem so normal for an outcast."

then Wednesday continues with "It has made me reevaluate things." this is just me taking a wild guess but what if Wednesday doesn't really believe that Xavier is the Hyde or the bad guy in this situation, but since all the evidence points to him, she has no other way of proving that it isn't really him.

Then she goes "Like who I can trust." when he asks, evaluate like what things bbygurl?

Maybe Tyler thought that he's off her radar since Xavier is literally in jail, (poor boy, bless his paints) so he assumed that Wednesday is there to discuss being more than friends, or hang out whatever. Then, she steps forward and initiate a kiss. Then voila, moments after, she has a vision that he's the Hyde (killing his therapist specifically, I also wonder why of all he has killed, why did Wednesday see that scene in particular?)

What really kills me though is Tyler's constant bugging Wednesday to be closer to her or in a certain proximity, (since her visions are mostly triggered with touch or when the person or a related thing is near her) maybeee hoping that she'll have a vision that he's indeed the Hyde, and help him before its too late or just to have someone understand his situation. And Wednesday here in this scene is doubting him and maybe hoping that he wasn't the Hyde because she's already attached or have feelings for him, even though it doesn't sit right to her that she presumably captured the wrong guy.

(never getting over this scene btw)

here's a meme of Xavier for comedic effect, thanks for reading through my insanity if you made it this far, there's probably more in the future (meme not mine)