*walks Into A Psychology Lecture Wearing A Tshirt With Freud’s Face On It That Says “THIS GUY IS

man the crazy thing about babies is that like, some people would think that reading a baby a book about farm animals is teaching them about farm animals, but really it’s teaching them about the concept of a book and how there’s new information on each page of a single object, but really, beyond that, it’s teaching them how language works, and beyond that it’s really actually teaching them about human interaction, and really really it’s them learning about existing in a three-dimensional space and how they can navigate that space, but actually, above all it is teaching them that mama loves them.

The idea of ‘Feral Scientist’ is just so Fucking Funny to me, like ‘i just found this dude on the side of the road muttering about quantum physics is it rabid’ like thats just any scientist 

No one’s saying this so I guess I’ve gotta: no more shirtless scenes for men if the actors gotta starve himself. Its just as bad as woman being forced to lose weight for a needless sex scene/photoshoot what have you. If it endangers the health of the individual it should not be encouraged.

For those who missed the announcement, my first ever art book is out on Kickstarter! 

kickstarter.com/projects/yuumei/sanctuary-the-art-book-of-yuumei

It will feature over 120 pages art, grouped by themes such as my love for the night sky and more!

Thank you all who already supported the campaign. It’s honestly unbelievable how amazing it has been. You’re all my stars in the sky <3

I’m so excited to send out all the stretch goal bookmarks, stickers, and postcards to everyone! I can’t believe we already surpassed all the stretch goals. I’ll be making polls on what the next goal should be :)

https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21

Volume/headphone warning.

Wanted to try and pay homage to perhaps the best tweet in existence. Any and all credit goes to Patricia Lockwood for the original post and picture. And, of course, to darling, affronted Miette.

everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown

Y’all talk weird on here. Sometimes I see a post and i agree but y’all talk weird so I’m like fuckYou.

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.