Game Idea: You Play As A Humble Peasant Who Must Fight Off Waves Of Adventurers Who Feel Entitled To

I love mangoes your honor

my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities

Some day I’m going to have to come up with a crack headcanon about what exactly is up with the body types in Hyrule’s royal family.

I mean, yeah, it’s probably just dramatic license, but if you take it as fully diegetic, King Hyrule is a straight up beast of a man.

Ganondorf is Gerudo, so there’s at least some textual justification for him being a lanky ogre-man, but what’s King Hyrule’s excuse?

He’s like eight feet tall, and about three feet broad at the shoulder; his fist is the size of an ordinary man’s head!

And yet his daughter consistently has totally average proportions.

There’s something funny going on with the royal bloodline, is what I’m saying.

But if you’re not alone in the booth, is it really a date?

TBH, people should be lining up to date me for my ability to get a booth in the dining hall

alone.

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

MISS CONGENIALITY (2000) dir. Donald Petrie

The power of layers and layer modes

My emotions are valid*

*valid does not mean healthy, or good, or to be privileged above common sense and kindness