I Combined All The Hamilton Feels Into One.

He also helped convince Abraham Lincoln to let African Americans fight for their own freedom.

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one of my favorite lotr facts is that gondorians speak sindarin as a first language and yet when faramir was talking to frodo and sam about cirith ungol he was like “we don’t know what’s in there.” like faramir. cirith ungol is sindarin for “pass of the spider.” do the math

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Do you think the rest of the Marauders made Sirius put a sickle into a jar every time one of them said ‘werewolf’ and he responded by pointing at Remus and saying ‘There wolf!’

i walk into starbucks and order a pumpkin spice latte with 13 shots of espresso. i tell the barista that i intend to transcend humanity and become a god. i ask for no whip cream

i was reading about the myth of prometheus today when the phrase "new liver, same eagles" popped into my mind, so i'm keeping that in mind for the next time someone asks me how it's going

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its like marine biology Jackass