A True Scientist

This is officially the best gender choice in a game ever.

this au got me laying awake at 3am thinking abt steven surviving a job interview

bonus:

Tumblr really hates small artists promoting their work through links, so if you’re one of the rare people who actually sees this, please do me a huge favor and reblog it! It’s free and supports me. <3 

Places where you can buy my art that are doing deals this weekend: 

INPRNT: inprnt.com/gallery/misspenart Society6: society6.com/zimmay Redbubble: redbubble.com/people/zimmay/shop

All of these places support me! Though the best place to buy is direct from my Shopify. missypena.myshopify.com Thanks!!

How to pronounce Celtic words and names

Step 1: Read the word. Step 2: Wrong.

If you think about it, all these thinkpieces about how Millenials are “killing” various industries reveal a pretty colossal sense of entitlement.

Under normal circumstances, if a given industry finds itself unable to sell products to a given market demographic, we’d say it’s that industry’s fault for failing to offer products that that demographic is interested in buying.

It only makes sense to blame the target demographic itself is if we’re assuming that the established industries have some intrinsic right to that demographic’s disposable income that’s being denied - which is clearly nonsense.

And I thought Millennials were supposed to be the entitled ones?

Hi! Could you, please, if you have some free time, write a short Bleach/Harry Potter crossover, with Urahara Kisuke and Harry Potter as the main characters? Thank you very much in advance. (Btw, you're very awesome!!! You write so well!)

Hi, thank you so much, I’m glad you like my writing!

Though, if you’ve been following my stuff, you’d probably also notice that I am, like, completely incapable of writing anything short hahaha. Especially for anything that remotely involves worldbuilding. I’ll see what I can do?

You should probably just start running if a treatise on how reiatsu and magic are comparable yet not is not your up of tea.

Is now a good time to mention I do have one of those cliched “Dumbledore tries to outsource Voldemort to people who might be more equipped to handle an immortal mortal” WIPs lying around.

The fact that the location of the world’s oldest tree has to be kept secret encapsulates everything that’s bad about humanity.

writing style: author from the 1800s with a severe love of commas whose sentences last half a page 

minneapolis winter aesthetic, driving edition

periodic car horns outside (’f you ask me they sound vaguely like ducks with bad senses of direction who just scream whenever they get too close to each other)

driving very slowly down a hill with a four wheel drive truck patiently following your snail’s pace ass because listen buddy We’ve All Been There

guestimating where the parking spaces in the lot Probably are

plan an extra thirty minutes to brush six inches of frozen nonsense off your windshield and dig trenches behind your wheels before starting your commute

the windshield wiper thing when you park and pull them up so they don’t freeze and your car looks like a bug with antennae 

the knowledge deep within your soul that if necessary you will pilot this vehicle directly into a snowbank and you have made your Peace with this reality

lane dividers are a thing of the past just stick to the right of the road and pray

that look/nod of We’re All Doing Our Best It’s Okay when you fuck up and panic and the other driver sees you

Do you think the rest of the Marauders made Sirius put a sickle into a jar every time one of them said ‘werewolf’ and he responded by pointing at Remus and saying ‘There wolf!’