Felix still has that business card of the gay bar cup gave him right?
Soooooo when is Felix and Oz gonna go to that bar? I feel like he accidentally drop it while hanging out with Oswald and Oswald would pick it up and tease him a bit about it before seriously asking if he actually wants to go there … just for fun. Felix wouldn’t know how to respond but I feel like Oswald would say that it’s okay and that he would go with him to make Felix more comfortable. I need them to go on a date. ASAP.
And then he would tell Bendy and Holly what happened and he would ask them to cover for him if anyone ask where he’s gone to. Bendy and Holly would take this task so seriously and would make sure NO ONE messes this up for Felix.
Yes!! of course you can :)
Bendy and Holly become each others valentines since they think Cuphead and Alice won’t be and they end up going on a romantic dinner date “ as friends “ to make it up . They end up enjoying the date so much they end up making it a tradition to go to a nice dinner once every week. And with each date the more physical contact they make ; starting with hand holding to Bendy’s hand on Holly’s thigh.
Until one night Alice and Cuphead ended up going on a date to the same restaurant to spy on them and see Bendy and Holly share a kiss when they finally confront them about their relationship all for them to say “ oh no we’re just really close friends who give each other physical affection due to our love within our friendship!”
Cue Cuphead and Alice confused jealous noises.
and Bendy would deny everything that Oswald is insinuating while Cuphead teases them about their own relationship
Felix and Oswald going to a “ friends outing “ on Valentine’s day ( date ) and coincidentally sees Cuphead and Bendy at the place they’re having dinner at for the same reasons and ends up becoming a double date
wait now i’m rethinking if i am wrong about this - is that not what Anzu took out of Felix , the speck????
Oswald after seeing one if his beloved family members dying again
I'm actually living for the small "Anzu has a crush on Felix" content. I don't ship them, I have shipped Osix since I was 12 and I will die by that ship but it's just so funny. I don't know if there will end up being any actual merit to this headcanon in IM but like it the scenes with Anzu meeting Felix is so idk how to explain it other than gay tension on Anzu's part. Like Anzu is a very cunning man sure but like all that flattery for what? He did not need to do all that. Anyway I love one-sided Anzu x Felix (Anlix? Felzu?) and it's potential for jealous Oswald and an absolutely disgusted Holly and Bendy. I really hope that this will be a canon thing but I'm not holding my breath for that since Felix and Anzu have only met once.
I like to think Holly would be a little instigator of Oswald's jealously and Oswald himself is in denial of his own jealousy. Bendy will pick Oswald being his step dad over Anzu in a heartbeat. I think he'd be suspicious of Anzu and cling to Felix whenever Anzu tries to talk to him. I think it's even funnier if Felix is clueless about Anzu's affections and thinks he just wants to use him for something but is curious so will humour him just a little bit.
some IM headcannons because I can
Cuphead always tries to get Felix to smoke with him. He would slide a joint to him as if it’s a pen and just smiles at him and says “ You know you want to… it’s okay” He is always rejected every single time.
Bendy is an amazing cook when it comes to breakfast foods but can’t cook dinner to save his life. He would make the best waffles with bacon you’ll ever have in your life but put some rice in front of him and it would somehow become brown in a matter of seconds.Don’t even get started on chicken.
Boris CANNOT control his facial expressions. He is full of sass and you WILL know when he doesn’t like what you say and he won’t need to say a word. He’s always side eyeing people while hearing their conversations. Bendy and Felix try to tell him it’s rude , but it’s no use.
Mugman stares into space a lot and it’s always in someone’s direction. And he stares wide eyed for minutes long and it freaks everyone out.
Holly loves affection but in a platonic way. She is ALWAYS touching someone , whether it’s holding Bendy’s hand or putting her head on Felix’s shoulder or playing with Red’s hair.
Mickey cries when he watches romance movies. He is banned from watching romance by himself , he gets too emotional and just sits in a pile of snotty wet blankets until someone ( most likely Oswald) finds him and cuddles him.
Felix wears his usual baggy clothes since he is insecure of his body. Although he is ripped due to his adventures, he used to be a bit chubbier in his zany days and the insecurity never left. It’s only after joining the quest is when he feels more confident in his body.
Oswald collects colognes. He prides himself on how he smells. He is a cologne expert and he knows where to buy the best colognes and which ones are best for who. He went out and bought a cologne for Cuphead that would match with the cigarette smell since he would literally gag on how bad he smelled.
Alice would take pictures of everything. She loves memories and she thinks this is the best way to cherish them. She’s always seen holding a camera or having one nearby so she can take a picture , even if it’s just everyone sitting in silence.
Hihihihi do you accept requests?? Because im dying for more Osix Hcs😭😭😭
Yes I do!! Let me feed the starving
Oswald has mocked Felix’s accent so many times that it got to the point where he had the accent naturally.
Felix curses more due to being around Oswald’s dirty mouth so much. Everybody was in shock when he said shmuck so casually, they thought he had a fever.
Felix fell first but Oswald fell harder.
They are always matching in some way , either matching jewelry or matching color palettes.
Oswald (occasionally) kisses Felix’s scars and asks for the story behind them ; even though he already knows. He just loves hearing Felix talk.
Oswald eats a lot while Felix rarely eats due to him being insecure and being used to not eating from his adventures. Oswald would make Felix eat at least half a plateful of food for breakfast , lunch and dinner. Felix hated it for a while before getting used to eating bigger portions at a time.
Felix is constantly buying things for the bunny children, they’re his weak spot. He would do anything for them and Oswald would have to force him away from stores to prevent him from buying anything, only for Felix to go back the next day to buy it anyways.
If Oz can’t keep his hands off of Felix in front of people, imagine behind closed doors. Oswald is on Felix as if he’s the clothes on his body. Hands up his shirt , kissing his ears and neck. Let’s just say it get intimate very quickly.
Oswald has a love hate relationship with Felix wearing his clothes because he looks incredible in them, especially his shirts. Since Felix’s biceps make the shirt tight ,it makes Oswald upset due to Oswald not having as much biceps as him but also makes him gawk at how fine his man is.
They play the gift game. They always try to out-gift the other. So far Felix is in the lead with recently getting Oswald a new Rolex.
Felix would draw a bunny in some pages of his books so there’s always a little piece of Oswald there.
oops my bad🗿
Oswald after seeing one if his beloved family members dying again
I was rereading book 26 of @theinkymystery and I noticed something from chapter 324.
When Anzu pulled Felix’s soul out of his body and analyzing it , he smiled and said “ that’s very interesting” to a detail in his soul.
I would like to think Anzu has a crush on Felix… So is that little part of Felix’s soul about his sexuality? Did Anzu get excited about it thinking he would have a chance with the cat? Will we have more Anzu flirting with Felix in the future ? Will Oswald be there for said flirting????
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