Alex-kazbrekkersimp - Moraly Grey Character Simp

I'm dying of laughter

Inej: I don’t really know Pekka Rollins, I’m not involved in his business, I have no idea what happened between him and Kaz

Inej, swinging a knife: but if I ever see that cheeky motherfucker-

So on my switch I have a drawing app so I decided to draw pandora by @gas-bunny @gasbunny ( theres two accounts and idk which one is the active one )

So yeah and so there is barely any shadings but I like it it's also why the quality isn't so good and I took inspiration from her comic returning from a bad memory I think it's called but it so good and there amazing and so talented.

What a slut out here teasing us

Cillian Murphy in Dublin yesterday 🥵 (Article Daily Mail)

Do you think people who are virgin should write smut? I feel like most of them don’t even know what they’re writing and just write what they think sex is

the implication this ask suggests that people who write about murders, cannibalism, politics, magic, royalty au, sci-fi, wars, supernatural, time travel, medieval era, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins must be murderers, cannibals, presidents, wizards, royalties, astronauts, ghost hunters, soldiers, time travelers, knights, werewolves, vampires, mermaids or goblins in real life is so funny to me

Hey, so I need some help I need a podcast that's not boring about politics and that's upto date and explains it in depth but not over complicated. I've tried finding some but I find them all boring to listen to, so a recommendation for a UK podcasts on politics that's fun to listen to and engageing for someone with adhd would be extremely helpful.

Thxs

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

I love my mom.

I am risking nothing

I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

Hi, you may or may not know i have austim with a possessing disorder as well as being diagnosed with adhd and dyspraxia, this means I have coordination issues and very little patiences for things when they don't go my way for the first time at least for me.

I've recently started to get more into makeup and I enjoy bold looks am I very good at them no but I enjoy them, I'm asking for any tips for eyeliner and wings as I don't wanna go and buy some liquid eyeliner as I have some of the gel pencil ones however I'm struggling to get a nice wing I have managed to sort of do one on one eye by drawing a line on my eye and useing some makeup remover to swip it into a nice sharp line but was unable to get similar results on the other eye.

Tips and help would be most appreciated

Will you kiss my booboo better?

(Cover image belongs to me and so does this story but no characters belong to me and will I finish this story for one mabye but anyway this is a kaz x reader story with some hurt comfort)

The fall chapter 1

In kerttdam it was now reaching the end of the colder times where it would reach temperatures of negatives now it was only reaching around 1-8 degrees, while still cold it was bearable, and you could walk without a coat and not being getting frostbite and this allowed inej back out of the slat for the first time in weeks with you , you had been training with inej to become the next spider for brekker as inej was leavening to become the pirate queen and all the past spiders were too slow , too loud , too easy to spot they weren't good enough and this had led to many of them dead , injured , caught , you had spotted Kaz's eyes after you had managed to steal a stopwatch from his pocket ,you had been running from the stand watch when you had ran into him you hand as slid into his pocket and touched the chain and your mind could only think of one thing to do take it ...so you did. You had gotten down 2 miles before the wraith had jumped you and you had a the end of a cane on your throat then the next minute you were offered a job working for Kaz.

You and inej both were covered in warm clothes, but they were thin enough to more with easily ,inej was teaching how you could jump from building to building without falling and how to quickly get down from the roof tops without falling and without cutting your skin off on the way down something inej knew loads about as she had experienced it for years and her body had the scars to prove it.

You both had been practices since 7am without issue the current time was 5pm and you were both running across the roof tops from the standwatch inej was graceful and was standing on the ledge of Kaz's office with her hand reaching out to you to help you in unfortunaly you miscalculated your jump and was being ripped up by the wall and drainpipes as you fell as soon as your body hit the ground you heard the soft pat of inejs feet hitting the ground and helping you up with Jespers help who had seen you very ungraceful fall  .

“Well loves that is one way to get down although I do not think inej recommends it “Hes said with a joking hint in his voice but right then you did not want to joke you were in so much pain. The two of them helped you into Kaz's office where it was empty and quiet.

While Jesper went to find Nina inej stayed with you, you groaned out in pain as you were laid down onto a bed that was in a side room from the office, the room was very bare and empty it had a bed in the centre of the room with a Martise that was so old it was disintegrating  , there was a makeshift desk at the edge of the room that had a reading light on it , some books and some paper work. you were slightly zoned out as you scanned your surroundings, you noticed the floorboards shift under the weight of someone walking into the room.

Both Nina and Jesper had entered the room and you noticed Nina's face drop as she scanned your wounds your white shirt was not a light red colour around your sides, your back and your arms were your skin and been destroyed on the way down on your fall.

Nina told you to remove your shirt so she could assess your wounds fully and that is when you heard the voice “what's on earth is going on here “

So here you were shirtless, hurt, on Kaz's bed, in Kaz's room with inej , Jesper and Nina with Kaz walking in on you.

Saints you wanted to die.

HIS SMILE 🥹🥹

Hello! I'm here their request box for c.ai. We don't know each other, but I can't help but leave you a word of GREAT THANKS for your beautiful amazing characters. Caregiver Cillian (both stories) is eternal love in my heart!💔❤️‍🔥 You have created a real masterpiece, I spent many unforgettable hours in a wonderful company! Thank you very much, you are a great fellow. I'm very glad to be able to express my gratitude, and it's a pity that c.ai doesn't have a natural opportunity to communicate with the authors, but I'm glad to find you at least in this way! Once again, my many thanks and hugs. P.S. I do have a few ideas and character requests, but I'm a little embarrassed to ask. Have a nice day! 🤗 Best regards, @bitterruigh

Omg thanks that's so sweet, no its okay just put them in the chat a d I'll do them as soon as I could, if I'm honest I just made the bot for myself and my own parent issues I didn't expect anyone to use the bot but its so amazing that people do so thank you 💖