So So Sorry To The Anon Who Sent Me The Denki Hc Ask I Accidentally Deleted It But Here's My Answer Lol

ok I think I'm done. finally. what the fuck

WWAIT WHEN THE HELL DID THIS HAPPEN

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Baku: want some cake?

Kiri: is Sato baking again?

Baku: my cake, dumbass.

Kiri: you baked a cake?

Baku: *glares*

Kiri: oh! Get on the bed, baby.

Baku: fuckin finally.

reblog if youre an idiot. reblog if youre just a fucking fool.

i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman

using this post to (sort of) address the "heroes are just cops" argument because I see it in the reblogs. I kinda get the idea, but well. I mean, for one, this could apply to any superhero, obviously. the problem with police is that they abuse their power in service of their personal goals and ideologies, and the practical root of this problem is that they HAVE that insane amount of systemic power in the first place. and nobody's ever gonna have more power than a person with literal superpowers, regardless of whether or not that person does admittedly FEEL eerily cop-like.

at the end of the day all might is just as capable of what would be analogous to police brutality as batman or superman— and I'm no comics nerd, but out of those three, I'm pretty sure all might's the only one who HASN'T been shown doing something like that. in fact, now that I think about it, the world of my hero academia is weirdly lacking in any sort of systemic issues? eh, I'll chalk it up to anime logic and horikoshi's aversion to writing any large-scale moral dynamic that isn't so black and white it makes my dad's political takes look discerning and nuanced (and my dad is a dumbfuck """centrist""" who somehow doesn't see the cognitive dissonance in calling himself progressive while watching bill fucking maher).

at the end of the day, if I can suspend my disbelief enough to be cool with super strength and flying, I can suspend it enough to imagine that this world doesn't have a police violence problem, since horikoshi has never deigned to include anything like that in the narrative. what I can and will do, however, is criticize the fucked up shit he DID choose to portray and then NEVER FOLLOWED UP ON. like, hello? they made nagant KILL PEOPLE?? and we're expected to not question the hspc and whatever other systems of government oversee this shit??? really do hope that has some sort of resolution that doesn't make me cringe hard enough to lose teeth.

i can understand disliking most anime protags- most of them have some serious issues, but i cannot fuckin fathom disliking Izuku Midoriya

all that mf wanted was to be a hero to marginalized people and to save people with a smile and yall HATED that MF

wtf did he do? look fruity? cry since he was traumatized?

whatd the lil green rabbit to do yall?

Hits them with the yuri beam again

I very much agree with this and would like to just say that Sero and Jiro would definitely be among the winners.

Who do you HC has the worst pokerface (in non-life-threatening situations).

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Good questions today!

As far as lying to friends, I think Deku would be the worst. He screams "I Break Down When People Grill Me For More Than Two Seconds". I think Iida would also feel like telling the truth is best, so he'd do poorly. And, uh, y'all remember when Todo asked Momo "but why didn't you just make our outfits?" and she PANICKED? Cause I do.

BUT, hear me out, I'm gonna take you literally.

Let's pretend the class decides to play poker... who'd give it away?

The majority would do okay. But, let me give you who I think are some winners and losers.

The winners:

1. Bakugou, but only because he scowls the whole time and no one can tell his happy scowl from his actual scowl.

2. Koda, no one really suspected him of anything and just kinda let him play... and he unended up blindsiding everyone.

3. Mina... weirdly good at this. No one really thought she would be but damn... she really puts it away.

4. Momo, also comes in clutch. Again, people didn't focus on her too hard but y'all KNOW my girl can strategize. (People rly forget that she beat an intelligence quirk. Her unedited mind beat someone who's quirk is to be smart. She CRUSHED that shit).

5. Aoyama, he just stares at everyone smiling and sparkling. Everyone's too weirded out and they fold pretty much immediately.

The... okay:

1. Todoroki, but only cause he keeps asking how to play and "are these good cards?" "YES BUT YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL US!" He gets it eventually and does pretty good after that.

2. Deku, he keeps accidentally mumbling and telling everyone what he has. If they actually pay attention to whatever he's saying, that is.

3. Tokoyami... Dark Shadow keeps giving him away for fun.

And our losers:

1. Uraraka, keeps biting her lip and pouting. Eventually, people picked up on it.

2. Kirishima, he really thought he'd be better at this, but his quirk slightly activates on his hand when he's excited, so they always know when he has good cards.

3. Finally, Kaminari, does not know how to play poker and does not know what a poker face is. No one is informing him he's not supposed to smile and cheer or frown and slam his head against the table cause it's just too damn funny.

Ok I love this but,,, why would he need a hot glue gun,,, to make a card???

Bakugou: I dont care about anyone. Love is for the weak

Kirishima: You're making Midoriya a get well soon card as we speak

Bakugou, pointing his hot glue gun at Kirishima threateningly: You're on thin fucking ice

I found this in my basement so i decided to post it

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