Dealer: Got Some Straight Gas β›½ πŸš— πŸ’¨ New Strain Called Tears Of The Kingdom πŸ˜­πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ»

dealer: got some straight gas β›½ πŸš— πŸ’¨ new strain called tears of the kingdom πŸ˜­πŸ‘πŸ»πŸ‘πŸ» you'll be zonked out of your gourd πŸ€ͺ

me: yeah whatever i don't feel shit.

five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw my wife eat a rock and turn into a dragon

my hot friend purah: *pacing* the nintendo devs are gaslighting us

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he said no I'm gonna WIN at physical therapy

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3 years ago

As someone who has been at that table multiple times, I can confirm that it is exactly like that only with less kids claiming to be able to summon Greek gods at will

Actually, y'know what? They probably have that here too

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8 months ago

did you see that kirishima is in the top 5 for best hero names? (and bakugou was #1) krbk nation stays winning

YESSSSS I DID SEE THAT. I alternate voting for them. tbh if I thought kirishima could win the whole thing I'd be voting for him alone but unfortunately that'd just make it less likely for either of them to win


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10 months ago

it's true i used to be a cringe bkdk hater when i was like 14 and now i rotate them in my brain constantly. don't be a hater you'll only be embarrassed later

the solution to all shipping discourse and shipping wars is multishipping in my eyes. And I am completely correct.


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This is Izuku Midoriya actually

you ever see a fictional man and just. deep in your heart you know he's a he/him lesbian. butch vibes off the charts. absolutely immaculate specimen


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8 months ago

I haven't even watched gf since I was ten but I saw that post about bill wearing gloves and knee high socks and i blacked out for two hours and drew this

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3 years ago

Oh my god I can't fucking breathe

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3 years ago

"Those damned viruses ain't getting past this!"

Hawks: The quarantine has strained many relationships, but for some of us if only has enhanced them. I’m lucky to have the most loving partner. Last night I woke up while Dabi was holding a pillow tightly over my face to protect me from the virus

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mha, krbk, dabihawks, krbkdk, uhhh kiribakudekuchaco (???).... idk I just live here. alex, 18, bigender trans dude he/they. k bye

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