Bisexual Moves To Town Of Bisexuals And Has Bisexual Crisis

Erasermic are so one husband (aizawa) has to have every inch of skin covered, a stuffie, a blanket, a hot water bottle, if your skin touches mine i will kms, the window open and other husband (hizashi) naked, furnace, no blanket, no pillow, wants to cuddle, crowding his husband to almost falling off the bed and then complains about not having enough room despite having 95% of the room coded.

All the daycare moms trying to piece together how Kazuki and Rei got together when they're a comedian and an oil baron:

I know we’ve already said it a bunch but it really is so funny to think about Hannibal as this legendary serial killer who no one suspected and could’ve kept getting away with his crimes if not for one sweaty fbi dog man that likes fishing

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

I Died In 2010 and Was Replaced By Someone With Absolutely No Motivation and Complete Emotional Unavailability, a conspiracy thread

horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try

Thinkin abt EraserMic

bruce: i noticed that my vodka supply was dwindling and confronted jason (23) and tim (17), who pointed the finger at damian (14), who guiltily confessed to making penne allá vodka “several times” over the last month

bruce: of course i didn’t believe him, until i watched him execute it flawlessly. i guess it’s a tiktok thing?

Reading Pennywaynes as canon is SO funny because there’s no way to plot it out other than Martha dragging Alfred home, presenting him (in full, mild British fluster) to Thomas, and letting her darling husband know that she’d found a butler for them to fuck together.

He’s an excellent cook, he’s killed an indeterminate amount of people somewhere overseas, and she thinks he’d be lovely to have around for the baby.

Me scrolling past my own story I haven't updated in 2 years while on a 3am AO3 binge