Ehhehe Pathetic

Things I like about this decal on a restaurant window: -the insane orange waiter -that he’s carrying his plates in the air like a strongman -the couple looks like this isn’t the first time he’s done this, but it’s easier to just let it happen at this point. -the sign says PASTA as if he’s screaming it like a frankenstein -but he’s holding a plate of an entire chicken and a plate of wine glasses -there’s three wine glasses -one’s for him.

AZIRAPHALE WITH THE CHAIR🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

May 29th —> Metatron

late night confidence boost, trying to make an actual oc ref for a vr model cause god forbid a man has a custom model without it being a $ex thing

Pov: you have to trace a literal skeleton and anatomy tutorial because anatomy is your worse enema, couldnt be me bro

jax is buttonblossom-phobic

(I'm back yupiiiieeeee)

i mean he looks fuckin weird, not going to elaborate, itll just spiral

this blog hates donald trump

Happy Pride!

House would treat two gay patients like shit and get sued for being homophobic and cuddy would go "he's not homophobic, he treats everyone like that!" which does not hold up in court so instead he's like how can I be homophobic when I have a boyfriend? Wilson stand up. Everyone would turn to Wilson (who had ZERO warning about this) and he'd stutter before glaring at House and stand "yes, House is unfortunately my boyfriend"

Then they'd walk out of the courtroom and Wilson would chew him out which House ignores. Cue 3 days layer when Wilson says House needs to clear up they lied about being gay to get him off (ha) and they're not actually dating because he is NOT getting any dates like this. House would walk into the hospital cafeteria and yell "ATTENTION EVERYONE. Doctor Wilson is not my boyfriend." Wilson would nod for 2 seconds before House follows up with "because we're engaged!" and Wilson can't even be mad because why did he think for 2 seconds that House would make it easy for him

House would try to use this as an opportunity to demand less clinic hours (think of it as a wedding gift) which he does not get because Cuddy knows exactly what's going on and she thinks it's hilarious but she needs his ass working

Cuddy: yeah? You two are a thing? How big is he?

House: 5.3 inches

Wilson: how the FUCK do you know that

some old original tattoos of the pets who piveted my life from hell to something somewhat worth living, they were all i kinda had left so TwT(yes i played favorites, dont tell my current babies pls-)

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