Literally Why Is Ben Shapiro So Fistable

things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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Taking these 3 things to the vet. And yep. you guessed it. Putting them down

Reblog to blow prev’s back out

mutuals im sending you a forehead kiss via gay bluetooth!

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

Happy Spreading the Dough Saturday