Agent Pheonix:
He/him
35 years old
Loves arson and fire in general
ADHD fr
Been in the agency for 11 years
Has scrapes and burn marks that increase as he gets through more missions
Loves goofing off
Energetic little brother energy
Loves causing chaos
Changes gloves in different missions
Loves setting Pheoness up with Reggie and annoying her in general
Thinks of Pheoness as a big sister/mom
Acts innocent but can make the most dirty jokes if desired
Has begged agency to get him an office puppy
Agent Pheoness:
She/her
49 years old
Major Asexual
PTSD and Anxiety:(
Has been in the agency for most of her life
Prefers tuxes and suits over dresses
Also has several cut and burns marks but has distinctive hand prints at times from being slapped by administration
Burns her hand after KBOOM and gets a robotic one
Chaotic but tired gremlin
Cant resist food (Especially cake)
Loves making sarcastic or snarky comments to hide her vulnerabilities
Growing fondness for Reginald
Doesn’t feel good enough for her friends at times
Internally feels bad for the people she sees injured or killed, even if they work for Zor.
Knows she’s smart but doesn’t want to make Pheonix feel dumb in comparison
Loves her friends deep down though
Thinks of Pheonix as an annoying little brother
Has begged the agency to get her an office kitten
Pheonix: >:)
@brain-is-a-toaster 's Bluenix here. I was sent here by @pandagobrr in regards to the agents stuck in towers?
"Oh hi! I was expecting you. So, what do you know so far?"
Pheoness! What's your favorite shenanigan you got up to with Phoenix?
“Darn, there were so many good ones. But my ABSOLUTE favorite started with just an ordinary mission to steal some things from a Zoraxis base. One item that we specifically stole was some non lethal laxatives. And there was an ex-Zoraxis employee I still needed to get my revenge on for poisoning me😈😈”
”nightmare?”
Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.
He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"
@agent--shadow
”Who’s there?” Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair
I now see this every night🥲
The contrast is crazy
Juniper: You know, I’ve never got to do a classic villain mono- Phoenix:
(Original video from Thomas Sanders)
EASYYYY
*yoinks the lighter and runs*
Hehe
Agent Pheoness wanted me to tell you that she was thinking of signing the lighter adoption papers>:3
"Can she do that?? Like legally?? I'm 28, a full grown adult so I don't know if that's like..???"
AWESOME MOOT AWARD <3 Your given this award because this person thinks that your really awesome sauce once given this award you must give it to 5 other awesome people or Barney is gonna come and getcha/j
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
TAHNK YOU SO MUCH🫶🫶🫶🫶
I’m here, what’s happening?!
Hey Roz! Anything new lately? How're the traps working so far? Still have those agents locked up somewhere?
Been cooped up in the office! Nice to receive some communication though! Yeah, traps are working wonders, we’ve got by my estimate half of the Agency’s active operatives under lock and key at the moment.
”I had that look a long time ago….I hid a lot from my friends and you always have that same face when they ask bout it.”
Kai is wandering around the place, probably lost again, and finds an office with a door slightly open. He stops for a moment, considering just going about his day, but (being the slightly nosy person he is) decides some friendly conversation couldn't hurt.
He pushes the door open, "Anyone in here?"
@agent--shadow
”Who’s there?” Pheoness remarks, leaning back on her favorite spinney chair
(I have 2 Pheonix variations I hope that’s okay)
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