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Uhm.

I have no idea why people are still liking the cringe nonsense on this old account. It's flattering but surprising. I really thought this fandom was dead once I fell out of it. It's cool it's still around and stuff and people are still liking some of these posts. I just wasn't expecting it for the last 2 years. Maybe I'll post art on a different account or something. I don't know. Probably like Ag57. So this was just a rambling. Have a good father's day.

Ms. Jossi

Happy Home Au

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"Good morning, Mrs. Gibbson. How are you feeling?"

"Good morning to you too Ms. Jossi. David and I are doing very well."

Lesley girnned as she adjusted her son in her lap.

Ms. Jossi smiled softly as she approached Lesely.

"What have you two been doing lately?"

Ms. Jossi knows she shouldn't be entertaining her delusion but she didn't have the heart to do otherwise.

"Nothing really, some light reading."

"What books did you read?"

"Lady of The Rose and Bat in The Mat. Both were very interesting, isn't that right David."

The stuffed doll didn't move just like him, even when she called his name.

"Well I have to go now Mrs. Gibbons, see you tomorrow."

"See you tomorrow. And please call me Lesley

Ms. Jossi shoke her head before walking through the door

She sighed

"You know I can't..."

She gripped the clipboard in her hands

Human Au Part 3- Red guy

Happy Homes

This is the au I'll start focusing on since I have a lot of aus

Here at Happy Homes, we'll take very good care of your loved ones. They will never be alone here. We around the clock caretakers to look after them. We promise they will be happy at this home.

Dhmis Human Au Part 2- Sketch book/Paige

Human Au Part 1- Electracey

I hope ya'll have a happy new years!

Snow day

Duck has something to say to Red but it seems his mind is else where.

Clayhill Elementary Au

This is Mrs. Teacher she's Doi's and Manny's home room teacher

She stays with stays with them until the two day teacher gets there then leaves to teach other classes

She one of the most sane people in town

50s Show Au

The Puppets

A average 50s show

A working father, a tired mother, and two weird twins.

Meet the main 4:

Robin R. Puppet

Harry B. Puppet

Doi G. Puppet

Manny G. Puppet

And a special thank you to Lesley Gibbson our screen editor

And another special thank you to our sponsor Roy Gibbson from Healthy Food Inc

Clayhill Elementary Au

Edit- I thought this au would be better if yellow guy and smart yellow coexists

In the town of Clayhill, different teachers come every two days to teach their lessons. A nice family of three or four lives in a cute little pink house. A duck, a red string covered man, and two yellow boys that attend the elementary school. The almost identical twins that act almost the same. But that's the least of their worries, it's the teachers.

They both is eight years old

Smart yellow is called Manny

Regular yellow is called Doi

They like reading, writing, drawing, spaghetti, and the color green

They're scared of horses, some bugs, and other stuff

They share a notebook to draw and write in.

Dhmis Happy Family Au

Tw- smoking, blood, cruelty, implied murder and implied cannibalism

Yellow guy lit another cigarette. A soft sigh escaped his lips.

"Last night was horrible." He brushed his free hand over the blood stains on his dress.

"Dinner could've been so much better. I wish they wouldn't have struggled so much."

He grabbed the dirtied table cloth throwing it into the washing machine

"Those kids."

He mumbled.

"Ahghhshh!"

Yellow jumped at the shrieking.

" Grandma please stop."

His ears started bleed she continued to shriek.

CRASH

"Mother said stop." Lily pushed grandma out her wheelchair

"LILY!"

Yellow rushed over to grandma, he sat her back in the chair.

" But mother you asked her to be quiet. And she was hurting you. Grandma you don't want to end up like uncle terry!"

Lily smiled but her tone didn't match her words

"Lily don't say those things, I appreciate it sweetheart."

Yellow cupped face her, Lily frowned by smiled again

"Okay, mother!"

He pat her head and sighed

"Go play with your brother."

Lily giggled running off to play. Yellow sighed again. He grabbed a napkin and cleaned the blood from his ears. What a family he had.

A lesson about cleaning with a ironer

And a wrinkly string man who had a fight with a feral duck.

Sorry for not posting as much, I think for now I'll post theories and discussions about dhmis. I will post a piece of art every now and then, so don't worry.

Dhmis spoilers

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Dhmis theory #1

I believe that Lesley killed her son David and created the doll house and puppets to deal with her grief. We know that Lesley controls what goes on for the most part. And in episode 5 we are showed a scene of Yellow guy chasing a bird with a car approaching, Lesley's voice yells for him to be careful , then waking up right before he gets hit. Lesley hit her son David, killing him. In her horror and grief she created a doll house and three puppets to got with it. A duck like their pet, their neighbor, and a yellow child. Keeping spares so she won't lose anyone any more. Making lessons that she couldn't teach David. Family, friendship, jobs, transportation, death electricity, and etc. In episode 6 she yells at s.art Yellow guy "You're not my son." She knows none of this is real, David is gone and nothing can fix that.

Human Janet and Red

Janet: Thank you for picking me up!

Red: No problem kid.

Janet: Can we get icecream?

Red: Sure

Janet: Thanks, grandpa!

What a wonderful world to explore and lessons to learn. If you remember them.

The tallest Christmas tree

Red: Why do I have to be the tree

Duck: Because we don't have one

Yellow: I- uh- I think you look pretty

Red: Oh

Duck: Shut up, no one cares

Yellow: aww, that's mean

Red: Green one, stop

Some small drawings I did

Please ignore the messed up Janet in the corner.

Tw- blood

Older Janet going through her punk phase. Only a few crimes will be committed, maybe a little more than a few.

I know she doesn't have ears but I gave her earrings!

Spending time with grandma and grandpa.

Well only Lesley since she taped Roy to the wall.

Janet: Thank you for the dress grandma!

Lesley: Oh it's nothing darling, it looks splendid on you!

Janet: Sp-p len-did?

Lesley: Splendid, it's just fancy for great.

Roy: Mmmgh

Janet: Grandpa likes it to!

Lesley: Yes, I sure that lanky rat does. Don't repeat that okay, darling.

Janet: Okay, grandma!

Roy's in the bad dad club

I hate this rat

Janet saying hello!

She is so cute. I wish she got more screen time. I wanted to see some family bonding.

Thank y'all for 100 like!

This really means a lot to me!

I'm thinking about making a ask blog for my happy family au. I won't post as frequently as I do on my main but I'll probably post on certain days. I'll post more about this idea soon!

Sunset or sunrise, I'll stay by your side.

Disco date night! ✨🎶✨

Monsters are made for each other.

Tw- blood and burises

Parricide Au

Parricide- The killing of a parent or near relative

Yellow guy's mind grows more numb by the day. He can barely recognize Red and Duck any more. Roy can't have a broken thing- son. He tries to get rid of him but... Yellow runs away after he... He lives in the woods now hunting for food. Food that screams, food that struggles, food that stops the cravings.

The carvings...

Good job little bro