Did My Brothers Instructor Go To Work With Covid And Without A Mask And Now I Can Barely Taste My Food?

im going through that phase, yknow the one, where im super into various mythologies and literally have shelves just full of myths and legends

An article I read for class said " do you know how much plastic human beings consume each year? Each year, More than eight million metric tons... "

And I sat there, wondering how we eat so much plastic until I read on and it's actually talking about how much plastic we collectively use, not eat. "...More than eight million metric tons of plastic end up in the ocean."

Anyway I'm an idiot

Actually I request more floof, if possible

Hmmmmmm I wonder should I make Bingge’s hair smoler, trim it down a little? I sometimes get carried away 🤣 his hair is too fun to floof

!! I was wondering when someone would bring this up!!!

For the longest time I was trying to figure out why they thought pansexuals were simultaneously bisexual and biphobic and after extensive research I've figured out that it's because panphobes have no critical thinking skills.

Someone: "Pansexuality is the same as bisexuality therefore its biphobic so im panphobic >:((("

Me: "So you're saying you're biphobic?"

Them: "no-"

Me: "By your definition they are the same thing, so if you're panphobic you're biphobic. By your definition, because that is what you said."

Them:

Them: >:(

A Summary of the Magnus Archives, written by someone who has never listened to it

So there’s an archive, and they keep scary stuff in it. The archive is one really long hallway like the one in the penitentiary episode of Buzzfeed Unsolved, and I think every door has a monster behind it? It looks like this. The main character is just roaming around with a tape recorder. 

For the first few episodes you aren’t aware there are characters. Then later you meet the archivists. They have names like Peter Lukas, who is a rip-off of Peter Nureyev but also is kind of like Cutter from Wolf 359, Elias Pritchard I think is how you spell it, Basirah, who is a bad-ass I think, Martin, who is very soft and sweet and looks kind of like Aziraphale, and Jonny Sims. The guy who writes the show is also named Jonny Sims, like Night Vale. 

The whole show is kind of a weird mash-up of Night Vale, Wolf 359, The Bright Sessions, and Death by Dying. It takes the oh-no-weird-paranormal elements of WNTV and DBD and the oh-no-Capitalism-is-going-to-kill-us-all elements of TBS and W359. Everyone has a British accent. (I’ve listened to one audio clip and the guy had a British accent so I assume they all do.)

The man that built the archives was named Magnus. I think. Magnus must have been a really f-ed up guy. Then he died. He got eaten by the big crab thing, because apparently there is a big crab thing. Now the archives are run by the Johnny Sims guy, and he has major depression. He’s in denial over the fact that he is gay for Martin. Martin knows he is gay for Johnny but won’t tell anyone. There are lesbians but Elias somebody is lesbophobic. The fandom fights over this a lot. 

Basically, the show tells you about the ways that people have died by the monsters, especially the crab-monster, and some other monster that I think is called the Silencer? I imagine it as looking like the Nightmare from Metroid Fusion. I mean look at this goddamn thing. 

That’s what the archive is hiding. It’s clearly hiding something. I think Elias and Peter are the bad guys? One of them dies, or maybe both. The Silencer eats Peter I think. Elias gets eaten by the crab. All I know is someone gets eaten by the fucking enormous crab. 

I think the show is very diverse, but I see a lot of people yelling at each other about it, so maybe it has issues? Maybe it’s like Voltron. Is this show like Voltron? I used to really like Voltron. Then Season 5 happened and I stopped liking it. I’m not sure how many seasons this show has. Six, I think. 

I think the archives are set somewhere where there is snow, because I see snow in fanart a lot, and big sweaters. Maybe like Northern Ireland. That explains the British Accents. 

A story about a boy who wore his movie fandom on his head.

Arthur Parnassus is such a babe

Guys people always complain about how monopoly tears families apart but have you played uno? It slowly makes people hate each other and I swear to god There’s so much yelling “I hate you all!” “I choose red” “we are on red” “I choose green ” “but I don’t have green” “red” “seriously?” “I don’t have red ” “I choose green” “FUCK”

going to bold the ones you’ve probably never heard of!

Romance

Devils line, My little monster, Kamisama kiss, Brothers conflict, Hitorijime My Hero, Say I love you, And you thought there is never a girl online?, Dusk Maiden of Amnesia, Wolf girl and black prince, Nijiiro Days, Uta no Prince-sama ,Diabolik lovers, Net juu no Susume

Action

Mob Psycho 100, Code Breaker, Noragami, Dororo, Shingeki no Kyojin, Hakata Tonkotsu Ramens, Ansatsu Kyoushitsu, Claymore, Btooom

Mystery

Monster, King of Thorn, Psychic Detective Yakumo, Ajin, Death note, Another, Death parade, Zankyou no Terror, No 6

Drama

Kiseijuu Sei no Kakuritsu, 91 days, Gangsta, Banana fish, Nana, Inuyashiki, Inuyasha, In This Corner of the World, Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin

Slice of life/Comedy

Oushitsu Kyoushi Heine, Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun, Blood lad, Masamune-kun’s Revenge, Beck, Nanbaka

honorable mention

Ghost hunt

thought I should recommend a spooky anime since its October👻

no no let them talk I think they have a point

Tubi Cowboy tryna lasso some last minute plans tonight. You in?