Whoa Guys Slow Down

When in doubt, resort to cannibalism https://www.instagram.com/p/CQHvmvPAYsL/?utm_medium=tumblr

*cough gay cough*

platonic marriage is cool as hell actually. i'd happily live and share marriage benefits with a best friend who i can hug and go out to places to have a good time with and sleep in the same bed with and say "i love you" to every day and do nice things for because they're my best friend and we're married. platonic love man. i want that.

Someone please tell my brain to stop

I really was just like ok so Shane Madej is actually just Lyfrassira Edda pretending to be normal because having weird ass eldritch powers isn’t normal .

My brain really went uh huh and Lyf/Shane now has the ability to see ghost and demons and shit as well as rainbow powers

Uh huh checks out

Please help

About a week ago I posted this.

I’ve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:

and my personal favorite

After getting the message saying “Just go kill yourself” I was completely done dealing with this person’s horrible messages and replied with just an “Okay.” and logged off tumblr.

About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like

I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like

This was extremely surprising to me. I thought “After all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say ‘sorry’ and that you ‘cant be responsible for someone’s suicide’?”

But I guess the lesson goes like this:

DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN

So I just had an idea.

Probably in no way a good one.

But what if

Sherlock Holmes

Adopted

From Night Vale?

Yes. Could someone who knows how to write or draw do something with this please. Thank you

So, I have a question

Am I the only one who wants to see a Tony Stark with like a Gen Z mentality? I feel like that would just be so funny because like, can you imagine Tony just going to the kitchen and not realize that the others are in it and have a mini breakdown because he burned his toast on accident and then just look at the ceiling and say

“Why have you forsaken me this way?”

Am I the only one?

I saw someone do this already but now I want to.

I think I’m gonna make a Twitter and have that be me as a worker in the research department of The Magnus Institute or something. I’ll work it out and like I know it was already done but like.

Now I want to.

I’m doing it.

Ok so I apologise is this is dumb, but have been a woman and now being genderqueer, does that make me transgender? Because I’m so confused about that and have been for as long as it had been since I realised that. Sorry if that was stupid but this post is helpful in making me think about this again.

I wonder how many gay people are actually transgender & dont know it because people thing being transgender is transitioning when it’s literally just not being cis.

*fingerguns*