I Mean, There’s Typecasting

a knife? are you flirting with me?

why is this the hottest thing i've ever seen

I don't care if she commits atrocities, bro, she's justified by the narrative

glad that we as a fandom have come to a consensus on lilith this season lmao

rb to have a super gay 2023

the important thing to realise is actually yes gay sex with shauna would have saved jackie in some way. however everyone else would theoretically still be in danger because jackie would have let that dog off its leash as soon as she was getting some and i truly believe that.

Yea I want to rearrange your guts but first how was your day? Did you eat?

But like… i want to be the father

i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not

Headcanon

Cressida joins the annual Bridgerton family croquet competition and the whole family is flabbergasted because Eloise 'take no prisoners' Bridgerton who has taken more than a few well-aimed swings at her sibling's ankles in the past few years and made them cry with well-placed insults because she is so goddam competitive is being... nice? During setup she's showing Cressida how to play and encourages her and even congratulates her when Cressida's ball hits Eloise's out. The whole family has stopped setting up and is just watching with open mouths until the couple look up at them and they all hurriedly pretend they weren't watching. Then all is revealed when Eloise claims Cressida as a teammate and they start playing and Cress is shown to be even more ruthless than El, together they're a formidable force and a bunch of bruised ankles later they are celebrating their win.

This is like telling a skater that they'd go faster if they used a car instead.