fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap
This comes from a very long list of alternative phrases and words that was used to create “a program that will insert condescending adverbial phrases before any statement in a math proof”. But use it where you will - I’m sure other fields can benefit. Tag yourself, I’m “By abstract nonsense“.
By circular reasoning we see that
There is a marvellous proof (which is too long to write here) that
Figure 2 (not shown here) makes it clear that
It is beyond the scope of this course to prove that
Only idealogues and sycophants would debate whether
The Math Gods demand that
For legal reasons I am required to disclose that
Remember the basic laws of common sense:
Life is too short to prove that
All the cool kids know that
Wherefore said He unto them,
With God as my witness,
As a great man once told me,
Galois died in order to show us that
It pleases the symmetry of the world that
Mama always told me
By Euler
By Fermat
I know it, you know it, everybody knows that
You of all people should realize that
The proof is left to the reader that
We need not waste ink in proving that
It would be an insult to my time and yours to prove that
I shudder to think of the poor soul who denies that
We don’t want to deprive the reader of the joy of discovering for themselves why,
Barring causality breakdown, clearly
Through the careful use of common sense,
According to prophecy,
This won’t be on the test, but
When one stares at the equations they immediately rearrange themselves to show that
If I’ve said it once I’ve said it a thousand times,
Our forefathers built this country on the proposition that
By abstract nonsense,
My father told me, and his father before that, and his before that, that
The burden of proof is on my opponents to disprove that
The voices insist that
Assuming an arbitrary alignment of planets, astrology tells us
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Rules: just reblog with links to as many of the following that you can find.
Self-insert fanfiction where someone makes out with Doomguy from Doom.
At least one of the Panama papers
One website that gives you early 2000’s nostalgia
An unexplainably weird PDF
Creepypasta
Your favorite club penguin meme
A news article from your birth year
An image that is just the color #79acb7 and nothing else
A Minecraft YouTube channel with a great opening
A scan, transcription, or image of something from the year 1874
I read Bucky and my Winter Soldier neurons activated out of nowhere
When Bucky first reunited with Kristen, he seemed happy to see her and went in for the hug. I’m hoping this means that he is growing to know why she left and hopefully looking for support from her in the future.
However, if I were Brennan “I’m here for the emotional devastation” Lee Mulligan, I wonder if maybe it’s Bucky’s instinct of like…”Mom and Dad are terrible and pushy. They put too much pressure on Kristen, and they put too much pressure on me now. But if I’m nice to Kristen and show her that not everyone who worships Helio is that way, maybe she’ll come back, and I won’t have to be alone anymore.”
Which would be devastating but such an opportunity of interesting character development and growth for him and Kristen. It could also be a good example of how these family relationships are abusive/unhealthy to everyone involved.
What's a good name for an evil alter ego?
YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS
Briseis
@amacieforever
Anyway GNC trans people i love you.
Trans women that have short hair and dont shave and wear blue jeans and t shirts, i love you.
Trans men that wear skirts and dresses and makeup and flower crowns, i love you.
Enbys...i just love you, you funky lil...you's. Everything you do is inherently gnc and thats beautiful.
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