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Jon was raised by his grandmother, and seems like he was always a bit of an old soul. Probably talked a lot like a old fashioned gentleman.

It seems that people were annoyed by his questions, but Jon also really enjoys hearing answers! He wants to learn from people, hear their stories. He will sit and listen to what you want to say.

This is a very particular type of child, and Jon probably got on far better with older adults than his peers. What I’m saying is that the grandmothers in Bournemouth loved him.

Jon was probably just so cute! A tiny little gentleman that wants to talk to you for hours and listens carefully to your stories. Jon probably learned skills from them too. Just imagine tiny Jon squinting down at fabric, carefully stitching, then proudly holding it up for inspection.

Once every few months a flock of little old ladies on a trip to London come into the Magnus Institute and herd Jon away for lunch.

Tim makes a joking comment about Jon and there’s just a flurry of “how could you say that about such a nice young man!” And Jon’s just smirking behind them.

On the way out the others hear them asking about interpersonal Institute drama and Jon is like “oh your not going to believe this...” Because people know that Jon doesn’t care about gossip and will say anything around him. Actually, Jon loves knowing things but he’s using his reputation to get the juiciest stuff to share. And you know the ladies have shocking and amazing gossip as well.

i love how jons like “i cant find him because i dont have my superpowers” and melanies just like “okay but what about the superpower of using your fucking brain.”

A statement from Italy read by Martin? Fuck yes.

I can't even get angry at a wrong pronunciation as I usually would, I physically can't.

Everytime he says something in italian wrong I just say: "No sweetie❤️".

And everytime he says something right I just go into cardiac arrest.

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES SEASON 2 SPOILERS, MY DUDES

"Then finally, after what seemed like forever, a stupid, arrogant, little man cut the webs and set the monster free."

The Magnus Archives, 79, "Hide and Seek"

Okay, I hate you, "Not-them"

I don't like you and whatever the fuck you represent.

I hope you will get rebound in whatever the fuck you mean with "webs".

I hope Michael helps and... Idk, slices you to pieces with his big, sharp hands (very unlikely, seeing what's happening, but a girl can dream).

I hope that Elias gets his head out of his office and stops being a "waste of a suit" (good one, Tim).

But FUCK, I love how you're calling out Jonatham there.

Gertrude: James is dead Elias Bouchard is the new head of the Magnus Institute

Eric Delano, who’s caught Elias hotboxing in Artifact Storage on more than one occasion: 

[(laughing nervously) What the fuck?]

It starts like this...and then you grow attached to the fucker.

I seriously need therapy cause low key he is kinda attractive

So... How do I feel about Jonathan Sims trying to clear Elias Bouchard's name because he did nothing wrong other than smoke weed, have a very weird job interview and become the recipient for that pompous voyeur that goes by the name Jonah Magnus?

*crying* G-Good. I'm not having feelings for the bastard man, you are. Shut up.

And I know it could've just been Jon trying to just go all: "That is not correct. Because according to the encyclopedia of 👁️✨"

But let me just i m a g i n e.

"I do! It's me! I'm listening! And a hefty bunch of other people around the world-"

Local dumbass just started Season 5: "The birthday scene wrecked me."

Another very dumb TMA AU/fic prompt.

I’ve seen fics where Elias’s next planned body is Tim and I just had the thought that if this was the case then Elias would need to set up paper trial and everything saying Tim’s the next head of the institute.

So what if Elias accidentally gets knocked into a coma or something (to busy plotting his next evil speech in his head and falls down the stairs or something dumb like that) and he’s out of it so they check to see whose in charge next…and it’s TIM.

No one knows why, Sasha, Jon and Martin are going out of their mind because Tim? He picks Tim? What? Why?

Tim also very confused but just decides to roll with it.

This leads to either A) Tim finding out about all the fears and everything and archive crew stopping everything from happening and saving the day or

B) Tim doesn’t find out but somehow still manages to stop everything! Just through sheer dumb luck, weird business choices (most of which are part of his scheme to set Martin and Jon up so he can win the betting pool) ect.

Just no one finding out about any of fears but still stopping all of them.

The Lukases can’t interfere because Tim is so social he scares them.

Once Elias wakes up he sees hundreds of years of planning fucked up by Tim.

Elias: HOW COULD YOU NOT STOP HIM??

Peter: HE JUST KEPT TALKING ABOUT KAYAKING! RETREAT WAS THE ONLY OPTION.