Why Would Anyone Want To Consume It!?

...Hey guys. I just finished volume 96.

me at me: why did you make this. why do you like suffering

Getting myself killed? Or worse...

Expelled?

Salesa, I didn't think you'd be the one to make Harry Potter references-

So, um, I know Breekon's an eldritch being and a villain...

But

He has just lost his other half and I'm sad because of it.

Please have 8.5 minutes of (some of) my favorite Martin moments because I!! Love him with My Whole Being!!! jonny sims could not have more custom tailored a character for me if i had asked

Eric: I can’t really emote anymore.

Eric, 30 seconds later and audibly disgusted: Elias Bouchard????

"I do! It's me! I'm listening! And a hefty bunch of other people around the world-"

✨Where the fuck✨

are all the Buggy D Clown self shippers???

Martin likes rowing in canon!! Martin is good at it! Martin is strong!!

Not only that, Jon knew this!!

That's why he was frustrated in 195 about the fact that one time he is a boat and it's without his strong, boat-loving boyfriend.

After all this time, they finally had a chance and was cheated out of a potential date >:(

"I see"

"Be seeing you"

There's a joke about an eye roll in here somewhere...

I have decided that one of my favorite things about the Magnus Archives is that the one of the only unsexualized monsters or creatures (whether by the fandom or in the show) is the Vampires. I've literally never seen anything even mentioning them in a sexual or even romantic light. We were all collectively like "hnngnh seggsy hallway wife and husband 🥵♥️😳 werewolf cop lady step on me 🖐️😩 clown wife pls take my skin 🤪♥️🤡 oh vampire cool ig🙄 Where is my eyeball dilf at 👁️👁️🥵😍 prentiss🐛worm🐛me🐛pls 🥺🥺♥️"